my man just came for you nakers!!!!!1 https://t.co/3XMtq8TK3f
Why don’t y’all stay home like you did on Election Day?!
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NOOOOOOOOOOO not the marathon lmfaooo
Nick Cannon made a documentary, featuring Umar about a man who "cured AIDS" and believed that women are only supposed to menstruate once every 4 years, for 10 minutes lmf...
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Fuck the other half tbh
here's my @ too lol
Half of social media: It’s okay not to be okay and to take this time to rest and recuperate.
The other half: If you’ve done nothing with your time in quarantine, you...
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When she can’t spend the night
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damn imagine having a raptor encounter boyfriend, literally a dream
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this was supposed to be me end of march but 🥺
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Side effect of making it hard for people to get what they need
Crime hikes are next ...
as unemployment skyrockets
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2 minutes back on Facebook under an alias account is worse than a week on this website. Jeez.
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You telling me RDJ is 5”7’?!?!?! Son, I thought he was taller for some reason, lol.
SMH my (pseudo) idol was smooth 4 inches shorter than me lol (v2.jacky.wtf/post/df0e96d9-…)
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You telling me RDJ is 5”7’?!?!?! Son, I thought he was taller for some reason, lol.
SMH my (pseudo) idol was smooth 4 inches shorter than me lol
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Big facts. Windows, funding mass genocide and modern day colonization everywhere you GO! :)
If you think Microsoft is about to go under as a company you don't know anything about how big they are in the defense industry 😂
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Fen being key to all this is perfect #TheMagicians
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“Internal circumstances is the one thing we can control.” #TheMagicians
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“That is the best goddamn ham sandwich ever made.” #thanksjosh #TheMagicians
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cOrPoRaTiOnS wOrK iN fAvOR oF tHe PeOpLe
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked notes from an internal Amazon meeting reveal that company executives discussed a plan to smear Christian Smalls, a warehouse employee who was fired afte...
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Lol to think so many people were RALLYING for this man.
He and Charla have a lot in common than you'd think
Yang is implicitly blaming Asians who are being victimized by white supremacists by saying we're not doing enough to prove our devotion to the racist empire that is Ameri...
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"text": "Lol to think so many people were RALLYING for this man.\n\nHe and Charla have a lot in common than you'd think"
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"text": "Yang is implicitly blaming Asians who are being victimized by white supremacists by saying we're not doing enough to prove our devotion to the racist empire that is America. He wants to fight white supremacy by playing by its rules of patriotism, assimilation, and deservingness."
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I, for one, welcome our new 8-armed overlords
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