Yessss zaddy🥴😂😂😂 nobody thinks I’m funny forreal but fuck ya😂😂🖕🏾
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niggas really do be pretty and shit
meanwhile I'm just a russet potato with some "slap your mama" on him lol
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i hope you find someone whose love is so loud it silences your insecurities.
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my man just came for you nakers!!!!!1 https://t.co/3XMtq8TK3f
Why don’t y’all stay home like you did on Election Day?!
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NOOOOOOOOOOO not the marathon lmfaooo
Nick Cannon made a documentary, featuring Umar about a man who "cured AIDS" and believed that women are only supposed to menstruate once every 4 years, for 10 minutes lmf...
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Fuck the other half tbh
here's my @ too lol
Half of social media: It’s okay not to be okay and to take this time to rest and recuperate.
The other half: If you’ve done nothing with your time in quarantine, you...
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When she can’t spend the night
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damn imagine having a raptor encounter boyfriend, literally a dream
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this was supposed to be me end of march but 🥺
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Side effect of making it hard for people to get what they need
Crime hikes are next ...
as unemployment skyrockets
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2 minutes back on Facebook under an alias account is worse than a week on this website. Jeez.
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You telling me RDJ is 5”7’?!?!?! Son, I thought he was taller for some reason, lol.
SMH my (pseudo) idol was smooth 4 inches shorter than me lol (v2.jacky.wtf/post/df0e96d9-…)
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You telling me RDJ is 5”7’?!?!?! Son, I thought he was taller for some reason, lol.
SMH my (pseudo) idol was smooth 4 inches shorter than me lol
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Big facts. Windows, funding mass genocide and modern day colonization everywhere you GO! :)
If you think Microsoft is about to go under as a company you don't know anything about how big they are in the defense industry 😂
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Fen being key to all this is perfect #TheMagicians
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“Internal circumstances is the one thing we can control.” #TheMagicians
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“That is the best goddamn ham sandwich ever made.” #thanksjosh #TheMagicians
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