the more I look at my avi, the more I want to cut it down to that level son
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Can’t SSH in my RPI.
Every time I hard reboot it, it torches my place (turns all of my lights on)
Now it’s turning Radiohead (of all people, lol) on my TV
Get me OUT
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I got a radio tuner and now I’m opening garage doors from my apartment like a mad man (more like I did it by accident because I was trying to pick up my thermostats lol)
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Fuck it, I might end up MITM’ing my Switch so I can get my gameplay data. Like WTF? lol
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I'm out here catfishing right now lol
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Can’t SSH in my RPI.
Every time I hard reboot it, it torches my place (turns all of my lights on)
Now it’s turning Radiohead (of all people, lol) on my TV
Get me OUT (v2.jacky.wtf/post/bfad4996-…)
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my current avi is how I'd look if I cut my hair off, pulled out those follicles and got studs lol
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I got a radio tuner and now I’m opening garage doors from my apartment like a mad man (more like I did it by accident because I was trying to pick up my thermostats lol) (v2.jacky.wtf/post/43b0d10f-…)
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None of these "Working from Home" guides mention this, but I'm just going to say it: If you work from home you can fart any time you want
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Fuck it, I might end up MITM’ing my Switch so I can get my gameplay data. Like WTF? lol (v2.jacky.wtf/post/82e8f40e-…)
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I was watching a scene just now in Luther when there was a bomb around someone’s neck and the way my HEART was racing! I thought Luther was gonna leave ol’ boy there.
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I was watching a scene just now in Luther when there was a bomb around someone’s neck and the way my HEART was racing! I thought Luther was gonna leave ol’ boy there. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/5392679f-…)
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Son. The Winter Solider was a film that threw shit LEFT AND RIGHT.
Why Marvel’s Most Important Movie Is Not #TheAvengers, But Rather #CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier via @forbes by @ScottMendelson forbes.com/sites/scottmen…
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You: Working on your island in Animal Crossing.
Me, an intellectual: Working on my island in Minecraft.
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this is KINDA still true (I haven't changed mine for a while)
Did you know that you can use someone's area code to figure out where they lived in 2005?
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April 4, 1913 — Blues singer & songwriter Muddy Waters was born.
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Bet my sister $50 dollars that she couldn’t do everything I do and she got mad 😂
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A BIG ANGRY GRAPE
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOo
I love that clink noise immediately followed by the look of panic and distress 😂 thanos a big angry grape
twitter.com/geeksofcolor/s…
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"text": "I love that clink noise immediately followed by the look of panic and distress \ud83d\ude02 thanos a big angry grape\ntwitter.com/geeksofcolor/s\u2026",
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