Apple doesn't consider non-Apple customers to be existent. We're just "potential" customers into their growing wall garden.
For fucks sake Apple. Some of us use these apps every day.
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when niggas can't do math so they tweet instead
YOU FUCKED 10 NIGGAS RAW BUT YOU OUTSIDE WEARING A MASK.. STOP THE CAP
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Software defined radio working so I'm ready when the world falls apart to stay playing my music to y'all lol
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Son, I’m listening to like FM radio (KBLX) from my computer lol. This is kinda cool but now I feel like those people who live in the dystopian era and use radio to communicate / get the news. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/71296551-…)
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Son, I’m listening to like FM radio (KBLX) from my computer lol. This is kinda cool but now I feel like those people who live in the dystopian era and use radio to communicate / get the news.
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and?!
WE DROPPING RACKS FOR WHAT?!
TL sleep? I know y’all get in relationships to go half on rent
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deadass
that was a hell of a scene
(I def went to see this by myself lol)
i’ll never forget the trauma this caused me the first time i watched had the whole theatre screaming and crying like their own family was being murdered in front of the...
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60 / 3 = 20
20 + 2n = 26 (so n = 3)
3 + 2n = 15 (so n = 6)
20 + (3 x 6) = 38?
I'm assuming pedmas for the last one
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the more I look at my avi, the more I want to cut it down to that level son
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Can’t SSH in my RPI.
Every time I hard reboot it, it torches my place (turns all of my lights on)
Now it’s turning Radiohead (of all people, lol) on my TV
Get me OUT
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I got a radio tuner and now I’m opening garage doors from my apartment like a mad man (more like I did it by accident because I was trying to pick up my thermostats lol)
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Fuck it, I might end up MITM’ing my Switch so I can get my gameplay data. Like WTF? lol
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I'm out here catfishing right now lol
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Can’t SSH in my RPI.
Every time I hard reboot it, it torches my place (turns all of my lights on)
Now it’s turning Radiohead (of all people, lol) on my TV
Get me OUT (v2.jacky.wtf/post/bfad4996-…)
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my current avi is how I'd look if I cut my hair off, pulled out those follicles and got studs lol
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I got a radio tuner and now I’m opening garage doors from my apartment like a mad man (more like I did it by accident because I was trying to pick up my thermostats lol) (v2.jacky.wtf/post/43b0d10f-…)
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None of these "Working from Home" guides mention this, but I'm just going to say it: If you work from home you can fart any time you want
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Fuck it, I might end up MITM’ing my Switch so I can get my gameplay data. Like WTF? lol (v2.jacky.wtf/post/82e8f40e-…)
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I was watching a scene just now in Luther when there was a bomb around someone’s neck and the way my HEART was racing! I thought Luther was gonna leave ol’ boy there.
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