Tbh, I want to bring back the era of MySpace / Tumblr. Allowing people to express themselves from the browser experience but still share content. It wasn’t locked and what not. Masto doesn’t do that (it’s not aiming to) nor does a lot of the services. It’s hard though.
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For a long time I was somehow in Twitter purgatory…nobody ever interacted with my tweets. I think I’m mostly out of it now, which I can only assume comes down to two things:
1. Lots of upbeat replies to other people’s tweets.
2. Corny “dad joke” humor.
3. I can count good.
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These mashed potatoes are so WHITE! wow, is it russet?!
The rice look good to me 🤣
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JetBrains Mono: A free and open source typeface for developers | JetBrains: Developer Tools for Professionals and Teams cc @SaraSoueidan in case you’re looking for a new mono font. 🌞 jetbrains.com/lp/mono/?utm_s…
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Death Cab, Jimmy, Juliana Theory
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6 FEET
DEEP
INTO
DAT
POSSUE!
where y’all traveling to first when this over?
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"if you wanna fight, we can?"
lmfaoooooooo ENERGY
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If it starts with a J run the other way
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Karen would have gotten it but i ain't going to jail https://t.co/mX9REzzngE
Walmart Shopper Coughs & Spits on Employees Over Billing Dispute tmz.me/mo4ruG2
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JasMoney is WYLING with that post son
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rooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll it gyal
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All y’all work from homers, do y’all miss the office??
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Son.
I took a nap. Came back and found my nail CHIPPED.
I.
HATE.
IT.
HERE.
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That anime is one of the blantant WILDEST ones. Like it's trying to enter Kill La Kill territory lol
Dawg have y’all watched how not to summon a demon lord? Lmaooooo mans was just fingering shorty
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"text": "That anime is one of the blantant WILDEST ones. Like it's trying to enter Kill La Kill territory lol"
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"name": "stop scrolling!!1",
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"text": "Dawg have y\u2019all watched how not to summon a demon lord? Lmaooooo mans was just fingering shorty"
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Me: I'm not watching Tiger King.
Nope, not watching it.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Nope.
NOT. WATCHING. IT.
Uh uh, nope.
Nope.
…
Also me:
…I'm watching Tiger King.
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"text": "Me: I'm not watching Tiger King.\n\nNope, not watching it.\n\nNope, nope, nope, nope, nope.\n\nNope.\n\nNOT. WATCHING. IT.\n\nUh uh, nope.\n\nNope.\n\n\u2026\n\nAlso me:\n\n\u2026I'm watching Tiger King."
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