it's the pale transplants
Nooooooo, no, no, no, no
I want these cookies to last me all week and now they're halfway done. I MADE THEM LAST NIGHT. 12 OF THEM!
- setting dishes to WASH - prepping dinner to be EATEN - looking for a book to read
What y’all doing right now?

Like, it’s cool to make it “easy” but I do think giving people control is what we’ve lost and what we should be championing for in the open social space. Especially now with Patreon and YouTube continuing to be rocky for people who are more targeted by C&D.

Tbh, I want to bring back the era of MySpace / Tumblr. Allowing people to express themselves from the browser experience but still share content. It wasn’t locked and what not. Masto doesn’t do that (it’s not aiming to) nor does a lot of the services. It’s hard though.

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Tbh, I want to bring back the era of MySpace / Tumblr. Allowing people to express themselves from the browser experience but still share content. It wasn’t locked and what not. Masto doesn’t do that (it’s not aiming to) nor does a lot of the services… v2.jacky.wtf/post/54a7e81d-…
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Zoe 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 https://twitter.com/YourFavoriteZoe
Send nudes
For a long time I was somehow in Twitter purgatory…nobody ever interacted with my tweets. I think I’m mostly out of it now, which I can only assume comes down to two things: 1. Lots of upbeat replies to other people’s tweets. 2. Corny “dad joke” humor. 3. I can count good.
These mashed potatoes are so WHITE! wow, is it russet?!
The rice look good to me 🤣
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Death Cab, Jimmy, Juliana Theory
you can only pick three
6 FEET DEEP INTO DAT POSSUE!
Eartha Klitt 🇳🇬 https://twitter.com/killahBEENbee
where y’all traveling to first when this over?
"if you wanna fight, we can?" lmfaoooooooo ENERGY
⚜️Sad & Pregnant WHODAT🤰🏾 https://twitter.com/YoungJazzyHo
A trashcan.
fake news
Killmonger wouldn’t like this… https://twitter.com/GorillaMamaWho
If it starts with a J run the other way
Karen would have gotten it but i ain't going to jail https://t.co/mX9REzzngE
Walmart Shopper Coughs & Spits on Employees Over Billing Dispute tmz.me/mo4ruG2
JasMoney is WYLING with that post son
rooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll it gyal
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All y’all work from homers, do y’all miss the office??