What’s the tea on Cancer men?
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I love how I am all in this video
When my ex hit me up with “wyd”
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A female has just made me laugh out loud through text. Should i block her?
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I stopped posting pictures cus niggas are weird. And to whoever posted my snap name on Xbox live and told them if they sent me nudes I’d send them back and had HAD HUND...
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"text": "where are the boots?"
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There don’t be enough afro in yalls hips to be claiming “afro latina” so proudly
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I keep forgetting that according to TV, only Italian people live in NYC.
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I keep forgetting that according to TV, only Italian people live in NYC. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/edc27f9a-…)
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Everybody saying goodnight when i just woke up
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I love Bane’s character in Harley Quinn, lol. He’s just doing his best.
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No *you’re* crying during the Schitt’s Creek finale. #DavidAndPatrickForever
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Decentralized is not the same as serverless. Plenty of people own their own servers.
twitter.com/vitalikbuterin…
People who say "full decentralization is overkill, you only need non-custodial" are missing the point. A fully decentralized (or "serverless") application is valuable bec...
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I got the Crossing of the Animals. Now to come up with an island name.
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I’ve named my digital sign for notifying my family of my work status (Do Not Disturb, Quiet Please, and Available) the “Daddyboard.” Today, I also spent a little time integrating it with Hammerspoon, so I can switch statuses with keyboard shortcuts. Lua FTW!
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Has *anyone* gotten a EIDL loan? Real question. Supposedly the advance was going to be direct deposited in "3 days" (when previously it's taken 4-6 months). Anyone?
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Son.
Harley Quinn is a top-tier show. Like it’s MAD good, lol. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/ef3de37f-…)
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Son.
Harley Quinn is a top-tier show. Like it’s MAD good, lol.
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