https://t.co/nfC2D1ohgl
Successfully bullied a man with a faulty hairline [but otherwise completely solid] into going bald. Lmk if you need anything handled ladies. I got you
Lol and if you don't use it "you're behind" twitter.com/quinnypig/stat…
Every big tech company eventually writes its own programming language. Google: Go Apple: Swift Facebook: Hack Amazon: CloudFormation
FUCK FUCK This is accurate! Holy shit lmfaooooo
Katerina Borodina 🦄 https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti
i believe that whether you're a frontend or backend dev is determined by whether you were more into neopets or runescape
LMFAO I'm so lucky my mom's side is strong in that regard
Plantain Mami🇭🇹 https://twitter.com/x_CaramelCoated
How are the Haitian men with receding hairlines doing? all of y’all.
If you add 4 inches to your height, how tall would you be?
Skip is gonna block me lmfaoo
I could be pillow talking a fine young ting right now but fucking RONA
STOP THIS
Tuu, the One☝🏽☀️ https://twitter.com/TuuGreat
It’s 2am so nobody should see this Mirko greatness on the TL 🐰💖
well gotdamn lmfaooo
Mayor Lightfoot #StayHomeSaveLives https://twitter.com/chicagosmayor
Just a friendly reminder from your Auntie to stay home. #StayHomeSaveLives
I learned that these sounds are for differently abled people and I was like damn, cars, by default design, are really dangerous
On our trip to Gothenburg, Sweden earlier this year, Volvo showed us it has to create sounds for electric cars to satisfy regulations in the US and elsewhere. Here's the ...
this shit says "uno" four times!!! I really can't wait to see this guy on TV
This is why I hate math.. 😒
How we will all behave when we’re able to go out again
son this shit went left too quickly
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BREAKING NEWS: Under further notice, all feelings are suspended. We strongly encourage thotting activities until we can find a remedy for the severe side-effects of feelings. Please consult with your doctor if this causes disruptions.
I
 laugh at
histories
   I am only
too
ashamed
  to
   cry
  about
#smallpoems
broken tooths
scraping against
torn elbows bent
at junctures of self
only point
to protuberance
of sustenance
who steal
mana from the
willing
#smallpoems
$10 Diddy is a 5G BELIEVER!
Black Women Freelancers https://twitter.com/BlackGirlGroup
TONIGHT @Diddy has called an emergency family meeting. Tune in at 11:00pm only on @revolttv! It’s time to take action.
nah IG needs to shut down and we need to let these niggas out lol
C O R O N A V A R I O U S https://twitter.com/TheCal1287
Brazil shut down OMG ❤️
I laugh at histories I am only too ashamed to cry about #smallpoems (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/20x65a)