See I knew I couldn't fuck with 50 off rip (he from Queens and you gotta REALLY hand-select people from Queens, lol).
But he paring up with 47 Ketchup Kid? smh
Sociopath xxlmag.com/news/2020/04/5…
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5G has shown me how easy it must've been to convert my ancestors to christianity
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should I start streaming again fr fr?
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lmfaoooooo this makes me want to get another dog tbh
Stella be bored by herself
Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.
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was I mentioned somewhere for people to be following me? I'm trying to not be hot so I can tweet what I want smh
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son I should really pick up my switch lol
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lmfaoo this is funny but people busting their ass for VIEWS
I’ve been laughing all day
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Son Cote D'Ivoire and Haitian Kompa sound so similar (b/c they share a lot in musical routes) and now I gotta update my library
I saw no lies 😌😌 Go and argue with your wall
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alright MAYBE I should go to bed
but dishes
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this is not making me happy
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why he gripping the BABY like that?! lmfaooo
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😥
https://t.co/NtladqCXx8
Unfortunately, as you probably already know, people
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Son did they type this up first in Word?
Told her how I really feel
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This how you gotta communicate with a Haitian man 😂
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I blame Kompa music for making me think I want a Haitian man
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Like imagine having to buy 10 things. So you go to the store and be like I need a bag. Then you go back home. Then you go back to the store and purchase 2 things. Go home. 3 things. Go Home. Until you finish shopping.
VERSUS just doing it in ONE GO.
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I get a gigabyte down. 1,000 megabytes per second.
And STILL.
STILL.
Server side rendered apps run faster than “PWAs”. Twitter’s DUMB close, LinkedIn.
GitHub and my self hosted stuff FLY.
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Oy, we leaning heavy into the state rights mode. I hope it doesn't end up in a "Red Dawn" situation.
Oh my god... bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…
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