I just tried to relax with a little bit of Brooklyn 99 and... I can not escape reality...
Bette, you’re a national treasure. Also, yes, brisket qualifies. My emotional support animal is pork shoulder.
Can a brisket be considered an emotional support animal?

Embrace the weekend, it’s eternal Caturday!

We need the ability to vote by mail.
Which means we need this federal entity that’s being blackballed by the current adminstration.
This is smelling a bit LBJ-esque to me.

We _need_ the ability to vote by mail. Which means we need this federal entity that’s being blackballed by the current adminstration. This is smelling a bit LBJ-esque to me. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/a6856401-…)
Releasing the land, you love to hear it! Imagine if all of these places were rezoned for affordable housing, publicly funded community centers, etc.
CEO of a 400+ employee business says WFH is working well, he may not renew his SF lease to save $10m a year (office + lunches etc) and instead do a couple of all-hands of...
this is the third step in being a doormat
Be kind even when others are not in return.
I love the potential of this contact tracing tech. It could be extended to safe sex and users could set a threshold of comfort in their Settings. Then their Watch/Ph...
My church @MG_SanDiego is doing a livestream Good Friday service starting now youtube.com/watch?v=XM3A_C…
Trader Joe's
New rule: no reusable bags
Today I discovered that my website's tip jar was being used to test stolen credit cards. There were hundreds of attempted $1 charges over the last week. Thankfully @Stripe rejected most of them and only a handful went through, but I'm still stuck with $37 in processing fees. 💸
WTF Florida.
Punished Nick ❤️💜💙 https://twitter.com/NTalp99
Impeach this!
Today I discovered that my website's tip jar was being used to test stolen credit cards. There were hundreds of attempted $1 charges over the last week. Thankfully @Stripe rejected most of them and only a handful went through, but I'm still stuck with $37 in processing fees. 💸
Hey, @nytimes, mystified by why Iowa is missing from the filterable list here. What’s up? nytimes.com/interactive/20…
I'm seeing a real problem with dangerous and misleading content that has been de-platformed (from, say, Medium) getting traction and going viral with links to @internetarchive. This seems like something they should address.
While physical distancing, instead of my daily commute, and like many others, I’ve been spending the time to make bread. I’ve come up with some great loaves so far. I’m contemplating doing some matzo today. boffosocko.com/2020/04/10/557…

I would happily pay for this but me knowing me, paying $1,500 is too much for eInk knowing the quality I get off Adafruit, lol. https://twitter.com/_alastair/status/1248646369998442499

I would happily pay for this but me knowing me, paying $1,500 is too much for eInk knowing the quality I get off Adafruit, lol. https://t.co/pd4HgOiMcy (v2.jacky.wtf/post/d63fd322-…)
Beautiful 31” e-ink display of the New York Times front page, updating every day. The parts alone cost over $1,500 but I still feel like we should sell these, no way th...
Licensing!
Skip V5 🏁🐍🐺 https://twitter.com/SkipFromBk
I can safely say the Hulk was written so poorly for IW and EG. Man I am disappointed in his usage.
One thing that’s gotten better in the last few weeks is everybody in my calls is mic’d correctly thanks to advances in laptop tech and WFH. No one’s in a conf room with a crappy central mic. No one is low talking without looking at the screen. #smallthings