tfw you know that God was worth thanking, he could have prevented it
this deity is neither proactive or retroactive lol
COVID-19 has killed 1,634,373 people in whole WORLD and you are alive,,,just use 2sec to thank GOD
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Follow-up. Someone’s been leaving these painted stones all over the neighborhood. It’s the talk of NextDoor, apparently.
And I found this little number today. Never change, Portland. https://t.co/nW7RlAYa7p
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And now Twitter is actually broken, lol.
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I’m a classic man. I’d be home waiting for my wife to come after her long day of work, ready to massage her feet. Of course, dinner’s already prepped and I got the new polish ready to go because she’s been working. I already sent the deposit to her account because she’s a queen - https://twitter.com/afirahs/status/1248755439132643329
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SURPRISE it is still eternal Caturday.
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The first lesson on leading a remote team when the world’s on fire is the most obvious one, but it’s shockingly easy to miss: the operative phrase is not remote team but world’s on fire.
The hard way aworkinglibrary.com/writing/hard-w…
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So I’ve seen Parasite twice. And I do NOT know why this film is not hitting for me. Maybe some stuff is being lost in translation (“this is so metaphorical!”) but it’s leaving a bit to be desired.
The cliff hanger left me content though.
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Agh, upgrading to the new LineageOS requires me to do it via the command line. I wonder why this one can’t be done as a OTA.
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So I’ve seen Parasite twice. And I do NOT know why this film is not hitting for me. Maybe some stuff is being lost in translation (“this is so metaphorical!”) but it’s leaving a bit to be desired.
The cliff hanger left me content though. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/1565d41f-…)
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Sitting on a bench in the sun listening to a podcast. For a fleeting moment, the world is bright.
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Agh, upgrading to the new LineageOS requires me to do it via the command line. I wonder why this one can’t be done as a OTA. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/9d6399c5-…)
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First time in like …. 7 years? Lol
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First time in like …. 7 years? Lol (v2.jacky.wtf/post/9e0830b1-…)
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10,000 households lined up from before dawn: Food bank in San Antonio is overwhelmed. How will the next month look like? reb00ted.org/quick-notes/20…
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I'm going live in 7 mins to answer your financial/market/unemployment questions - and also taste these delicious @doedonutspdx Tune in at youtube.com/user/anomalily…
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We're having another @winetoreach tonight, 5pm Pacific until ?? Come hang out, drink, and laugh with some lovely internet people.
Let me know if you'd like to join and I'll DM you the link!
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Old TV Talk Shows: Million-dollar sets, suits, live audiences, and fancy lighting.
New TV Talk Shows: Selfie sticks, athleisure, pets, and kids' drawings on scratch paper.
Yep, it's official…YouTuber shtick has taken over the world. 🤣🤣🤣
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Not too sure of this. If you have quick and available testing plus fever screening, so you know the infection rate and triage the infected, you can gradually reopen as you manage the stress on the healthcare system.
Not *fully*, maybe.
TESTING TESTING TESTING —until we have it, or a vaccine, America will not reopen. This is fact based information. The consequences of this President’s lack of actio...
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#smallpoems
Poetry picks at pretentious
poses of prose,
Exposes holes
taking tolls on truths
no one owns
how one knows what
poetry is
semantics,syntax
antics , and panics,
which flow through dry beds
of collapsed meaning
as truth escapes
in… quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/2020/04/11/sma…
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