good to know I'm a consistent mark on people's reports then lol
Meg said if the dick was trash then it doesn't count in your body count.
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Like this if you got me muted.
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HA! I lowkey love this but I'd never use it
the way i would throw these omg
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if a guy is on a date with a woman, the woman should be the only one asking for appetizers and dessert. men eat MEALS. like seriously. you can just taste some of whatever...
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Smaller keyboard person whenever I can but oddly enough, I have a 10-key keyboard in my home office setup https://t.co/fGZlO4pCHH (v2.jacky.wtf/post/7e587b0f-…)
Developers. Do you depend on a 10-key?
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Smaller keyboard person whenever I can but oddly enough, I have a 10-key keyboard in my home office setup https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1249549011675009024
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Yes I'm tweeting about the Post Office at 9pm on a Sunday night. If you're new to following me on twitter dot com, welcome to my bullshit.
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Republicans have been slowly strangling USPS for decades, and with momentum finally gathering to push for voting by mail, they're redoubling efforts to defund and privatize. Vox has a really thorough explainer: vox.com/2020/4/12/2121…
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OKAY. Here it is! My 6 Character VO Challenge! [1/2]. I might’ve did a little TOO much, BUT Ngl had man fun making this so thank you all for your suggestions!! 🙏🏾...
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You can only keep two, the rest gets deleted forever ⬇️⬇️
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The second image is doctored (is it just putting the English translation on top?)
Can someone -actually- verify this?
This is really happening...
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Text USPS to 50409 right now.
Like right now.
If you don’t; you’ll potentially weaken support for keeping the USPS around. We need it to help prevent voter suppression and to keep postal services equitable and non-privatized.
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Text `USPS` to `50409` right now.
Like right now.
If you don’t; you’ll potentially weaken support for keeping the USPS around. We need it to help prevent voter suppression and to keep postal services equitable and non-privatized. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/80beb70e-…)
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people shooting with metaphorical bullets https://t.co/V3Bz9O1v3p
bitch you better praise god or ima shoot and thats on god
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Simple Location 4.0.6 for WordPress Released: di5.us/b/vR
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