fuck lol I do need to re-up on some hair products.
I might hunt the streets mid-day and see who's open lol
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Granted, I've given up being normal a long time ago. I think like four days after I moved to the Bay, lol.
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Saving you a click: capitalism is discouraging these waste of resources from staying grounding. Shareholders gon’ sharehold. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/04/heres-why-so-many-planes-are-still-flying-nearly-empty.html
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Four weeks ago today I celebrated a birthday with friends at Zazie, one of my favorite restaurants. Happy, grateful, and feeling pretty good after running so many miles the day before.
It was the night before San Francisco ordered everyone to distance and shelter-in-place. I had a feeling that evening might be the last chance to see friends in a group, that Friday the mayor had forbidden gatherings of 100 people, after the governor forbade gatherings of 250 the day before.
Four weeks ago and it feels like it’s been months. So many changes, so many things have broken down, so much tragedy from so many things that have been revealed for how broken they already were.
That night though, I was happy to see friends and celebrate another trip around the sun (as well as a 50 mile trip around Marin). Thanks friends, thanks Zazie for taking such good care of us (and all the precautions), and thanks Erika for making the night happen. 📷 @erikawxyz
Been ordering takeout from Zazie once a week since. They’re a great place that treats their employees well (three of them are co-owners!). If you’re in SF, consider ordering takeout from them as well: https://www.zaziesf.com/
#birthday #dinner #celebration #SanFrancisco #SF #Zazie #ZazieSF #ColeValley #patio #Sunday #2020_075 #20200315 #laterGram #noFilter
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Potato curry with some carrots and rice >>>>>
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Potato curry with some carrots and rice >>>>> (v2.jacky.wtf/post/5e794eb0-…)
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- a weird basic dialect for networked computers at school where only the teacher's main computer in the network had persistent storage (floppy disks!!) and a 16-color screen o.O
- yep, it's PHP ✊
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yeah she's either drunk or really bored lol
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I need to do the book thing but I 100% have 4 boxes of my books and my hitters are in there
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I can't tell if meg is faded or not
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let's see if she accepts me lol
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If the Post Office had used 96% of its cash flow to buy back stock instead of deliver mail to rural areas it would have been bailed out by the Fed in March.
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alright I'm bored already tbh
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good to know I'm a consistent mark on people's reports then lol
Meg said if the dick was trash then it doesn't count in your body count.
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Like this if you got me muted.
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HA! I lowkey love this but I'd never use it
the way i would throw these omg
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if a guy is on a date with a woman, the woman should be the only one asking for appetizers and dessert. men eat MEALS. like seriously. you can just taste some of whatever...
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"content": {
"text": "if a guy is on a date with a woman, the woman should be the only one asking for appetizers and dessert. men eat MEALS. like seriously. you can just taste some of whatever i ordered."
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"name": "lyssa ms. aquafinaaa",
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