where are they then?
HUH?
HUUUUUUUUUH? https://t.co/QXQ22UviBA
There are so many people who love you.
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thankfully my bank is competent so I don't have to worry about this error on doordash's side
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This is false due to the way NYT handles tracking. Going incognito doesn't prevent it. I have to use my WORK email to see them.
It's okay to shill but just post your cleared subscription email next time
Worth noting that The Times gives you three free articles every month, so if she's hitting the paywall...
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IndieWeb: The last (and only) online social site you’ll ever need—your own.
You don’t even need to “join it” because its something you can choose to own for yourself.
I know I’ve thought and probably said variations of this tagline many times in the past, but I’m not sure I’ve ever written it out. And perhaps it could be honed even further? It’s closely related to the idea that the IndieWeb is what you have when the Internet itself is your social media network.
It’s helped me that I have the capability to cobble together my own version. Eventually we’ll have lots more commoditized versions, but there are a few simple sign up and go options out there that don’t require as much tinkering if you’re interested.
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and yet #blackAF and its suite of shows exists lol
you can't be a culture person and a yes man.
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the one time I order the fuck out son lol
this is why I cook at home
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alright @DoorDash_Help y'all yanked money but there's no record on the site of a pending order and no email was sent, c'mon
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LMFAO florida is FUCKED son
And here’s Florida Governor Ron DeSantis putting on his mask...
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my type always loves anime, always.
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They could have donated the money used to make this show to local schools and fund the future instead of wasting money in the present, lol theundefeated.com/features/black… (v2.jacky.wtf/post/933fabee-…)
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The one time I wanna use DoorDash, it looks like they’re having a serious outage. But I got charged tho, lol. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/cd0216d9-…)
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The one time I wanna use DoorDash, it looks like they’re having a serious outage. But I got charged tho, lol. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/d967d4cd-…)
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They could have donated the money used to make this show to local schools and fund the future instead of wasting money in the present, lol https://theundefeated.com/features/blackaf-is-painfully-devoid-of-new-ideas/
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The one time I wanna use DoorDash, it looks like they’re having a serious outage. But I got charged tho, lol.
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The one time I wanna use DoorDash, it looks like they’re having a serious outage. But I got charged tho, lol.
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My deepest condolences to mama hen😩
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literally undeserving tbh
Here’s some Kelly Rowland for your TL.
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