I find it weird that the slang term "simping" has caught on and means something completely different than when I coined it for my comics' science fictiony slang back in 2007.
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My backpack looks so lonely! I think it's judging me...
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Enjoyed a lovely smoke with some of my favorite people: @leebrandt @rdegges
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The beginning of the end, lol.
iPhone 7 boots postmarketOS, becomes the first Apple Linux smartphone https://tuxphones.com/iphone-7-now-boots-postmarketos-linux/
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And it happened. I got Animal Crossing largely to add to the games I play with my siblings, lol. BUT if you have me on there, let’s link in a few days.
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Contrast the photo by @philip_nyc with the one by @joshuabickel.
Which group has the moral authority in the current political moment?
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Coolcoolcool Amazon took this global pandemic as an opportunity to "audit" my ebook, and has now decided all the cat puns are typos, meaning I need to spend an hour disputing the edits before it will appear on amazon again.
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Just gave $100 directly to struggling service industry folks on Fork Over via Venmo. If you have the means, I encourage you to do the same. forkover.club
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Disney Channel forcing *all* their 2000s stars, co-stars and extras into pursing music careers is one of the most twisted and violent things ever.
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I mention this a lot but this movie introduced me to shawarma lol
#IfTonyStarkWereInCharge there would be a shawarma stand on every corner.
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#IfTonyStarkWereInCharge I would like his cabinet a lot more.
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#IfTonyStarkWereInCharge these insults would be banned
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The beginning of the end, lol.
iPhone 7 boots postmarketOS, becomes the first Apple Linux smartphone tuxphones.com/iphone-7-now-b… (v2.jacky.wtf/post/dd878304-…)
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And it happened. I got Animal Crossing largely to add to the games I play with my siblings, lol. BUT if you have me on there, let’s link in a few days. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/dd9f0d44-…)
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maybe I should just say screw it and get a $10,000 Mac Pro since I'm apparently never leaving this house again
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He said the exact same thing to Mr Spock as Mr Atoz, I think
This is up there with "Your future's all used up." in the realms of the most doom-laden noir lines. #TCMFF #TCMParty
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maybe I should just say screw it and get a $10,000 Mac Pro since I'm apparently never leaving this house again
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Whaddaya mean, "we"? :-) It was the Republicans/ conservatives who blocked that every time.
But, point taken. Our country, collectively, has sucked at taking care of those who sacrifice themselves for the common good. But, once upon a time, for a brief shining moment, we did.
They (we) don’t really take care of the ones who got sick from 9/11. If it wasn’t for #JonStewart shaming them (us) each time health care lapses.
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She’s been reading Amazon reviews of Malcolm Gladwell’s books again
School is out, Megan.
twitter.com/asymmetricinfo…
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