And now I’m getting missed “calls” from people because despite following all of the instructions Apple provided, it still prioritizes using FaceTime audio calls over normal phone calls.
Thus making me look rude. Apple is useless, son. Walled garden looking like how we handle bailouts.
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This is a problem (serious one!) for those who have high protein (basically people who eat meat/fish, consume dairy, etc).
We Dont Need Nearly as Much Protein as We Consume getpocket.com/explore/item/w… (v2.jacky.wtf/post/e8eeb3ff-…)
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Very random: I love languages where I can use a question mark as part of a variable name. It makes it a lot easier to read and name some methods. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/895f23af-…)
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This is a problem (serious one!) for those who have high protein (basically people who eat meat/fish, consume dairy, etc).
We Dont Need Nearly as Much Protein as We Consume https://getpocket.com/explore/item/we-don-t-need-nearly-as-much-protein-as-we-consume
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Very random: I love languages where I can use a question mark as part of a variable name. It makes it a lot easier to read and name some methods.
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LMFAOO peep boyfriend tho
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damn sounds like being a landlord was a bad business investment
How is the landlord supposed to pay his mortgage with out rent?
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Nephew: Why do they call this a flathead?
Me: oh that’s easy, see look at this screw driver. It’s different from a Phillips. It’s called a flat head cause it’s f...
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ON THE FIRST GO!
I hate y'all lmfaoo
this the new test for nu black planet
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I see alot of onlyfans accts coming around....I have 1 subscription, who got the best content?
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I’m at this point with my air fryer. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/16b82c74-…)
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got burned twice doing this but it's 100% or nothing in these streets
Men who go all out for you during the “talking stage” are keepers.
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I’m at this point with my air fryer.
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I HAVE ACQUIRED A TINY DONUT HAT. I will be wearing it at Talking Dough and Eating Doughnuts while discussing the economics of animal crossing and tasting @doedonutspdx
I donate $5 to @xrayfm for anyone "shows up" this Saturday @ 5PM. Presave here: youtube.com/watch?v=8T5I5M…
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a short story @alllaboutfie
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Fascist mayor wants to experiment with the lives of Las Vegas residents. Oof.
Las Vegas Mayor offers city as "control group", "we offer to be a control group" to see how many people die without social distancing.
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Trebek ain’t have to do her like THAT SON DAMN
https://t.co/PDqwc91uma (v2.jacky.wtf/post/dac8e7a0-…)
She got absolutely owned by Alex Trebek and deserved it
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Me: Don’t flirt, don’t flirt, don’t flirt.
Person: (breathes)
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