I swear to God, if my stove don’t stop fighting me when I put some oil on it (v2.jacky.wtf/post/c5aa17b2-…)
we the ones picking which one on the TL
So since y’all post all your nudes on Twitter is it still special to your significant other when they see it or they just be like ehh whatever

I swear to God, if my stove don’t stop fighting me when I put some oil on it

Unlocked Vegan level 47!

Lizzo is 32?!
son people will FIGHT for this
"But Trump is worse" is not a moral argument.
couldn't be me
Man begs for his wife’s forgiveness inside a Divorce Court, Chicago, 1948. πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
Unlocked Vegan level 47! (v2.jacky.wtf/post/0e4e07c0-…)
https://t.co/E2kPq6Lc1I
There are really women out in the world that are attracted to men, including myself, and that is why therapy is important.
LMFAO son
Maya AngeliqueπŸ‘‘ https://twitter.com/moneyymaya
I sent my friend that article about ufos this nigga gon say he believes it cus he got chased by one one time and I know he’s dead ass serious LMFAOOOOOOOOOSUWXNXOSN
matches, power strips, all but one of the prongs on the forks, all but the butter knives
Let's hear it
!!!!!!!
White women loved Oprah way too much for us not to know better
not mayo colored lmfaoo
Thank you to the San Diego Police Department for getting rid of these dangerous mayonnaise colored thugs & keeping out communities safe
lmfao I'm brave not stupud
28. If you’re brave, @ the person who gave you the best sex.
child's play https://t.co/i3TPXl2ETJ
Claire FendyπŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή https://twitter.com/ClaireFendy
Can y’all go a month w/o having sex?
lol I'd be annoying during my marriage times: 6 months before: <ghost> 2 months delta: <SPAM> 3 years: <ghost> 4.5 years: we have two beautiful kids
and it still renders Africa using the improper scale lol
what would we do without her? ❀️
LMFAO Steve is a top ranking solider - he lies by default
Is Steve Rogers telling the truth when he says he "trusts" Tony Stark? @ComicBook #AvengersAssemble #QuarantineWatchParty
I like this new avi. feels like it fits my constant expression
makes you an expert lol
I will never stop talking about how much i hate white people idc if I have a white boyfriend