WAIT 17 DAYS?! HOLD ON HOLD ON! https://twitter.com/spopsite/status/1255185299874951172

Ugh such a bad time to cancel all of my subscription services, lol

Since we all know that Jotaro is the best Joestar, playing “Stand Proud” open.spotify.com/track/3OqPSJsq… once a week is necessary. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/1f043d2c-…)
No, you’re the wild one for considering have a 20 TB home server! (v2.jacky.wtf/post/2e83e18c-…)

No, you’re the wild one for considering have a 20 TB home server!

Once a day, I have a scare of my mug falling over and spilling. Then it doesn’t and I feel like a superhero. Then I stumble off my balance board. Like the commoner I am.

Once a day, I have a scare of my mug falling over and spilling. Then it doesn’t and I feel like a superhero. Then I stumble off my balance board. Like the commoner I am. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/1306066e-…)
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Suspended 🏁🐍 https://twitter.com/_DontAsk__
After i eat her ass so she can taste the shit she put me through
LMFAO
Could you imagine being in Jojo’s like you just a regular ass nigga and you see 5 7’3 ass niggas just walking down the street like it’s nothing
This @MattStroud story — about how a typo in court documents essentially shielded the CEO of prominent surveillance company Banjo from having to contend with his Neo-Nazi past — is absolutely mind-blowing: onezero.medium.com/ceo-of-surveil…
Virtual Unconference: #IIW has started in cyberspace this time. reb00ted.org/tech/20200428-…
LMFAO talk about switching the topic with elegance
Mary Ekaete, the QTπ 🧠⚡️🌱 https://twitter.com/cerebralistic
I have an answer to this question, but I think it matters more if it is mutual. Anyway, below this tweet are three books I am continuing to read this week. 👇🏾 twi...
Finding I only want to listen to Burial and ‘Wichita Lineman.’
I can't tell if this is real
Daenerys Shoulda Burnt Dat Bih Sansa Alive https://twitter.com/FKAJohnLove
Remember when Deray thought War of the Planet of the Apes parodied him in the movie?
You can spot all my bestest most favorite ppl on Twitter by gauging how much of an expert they are at 🤗hugs 🤗
soapdog (mastodon: @soapdog@toot.cafe) https://twitter.com/soapdog
the cheese goes on top of the sausage so that is melts and hug the sausage. If you do it backwards, the cheese melts and hugs the bread. It is not as tasty.

Oh, good morning, eternal Caturday!

this was me for like a year. then I stopped being stupid
yung chente🇲🇽🦎☀️💕 https://twitter.com/yungchente97
felt this
The Blue Angels are a physical example of centrist support during COVID-19! "We see you but we not about to help you!" lol
son. SON. people don't listen.
Meredith Whittaker https://twitter.com/mer__edith
Holy shit. CEO of Palantir competitor Banjo, "actively participated in white supremacist groups in his youth and was involved in the shooting of a synagogue." Given who...
A slick mobile app featuring local merchants on the Shopify platform? Sign me up!!!
Tobi Lutke 🌳🌲🛒🕹 https://twitter.com/tobi
Today @shop has arrived. Our trusty package tracker has lead a double life in our labs over the past year and has grown far far more ambitious. techcrunch.com/2020/04/28/...