LMFAO yo I'm off here for the rest of the DAY
LMAOO HER BODY 😭😭
New post: Plaidophile: A better way to handle multi-account GitHub beesbuzz.biz/blog/9162-A-be…
history agrees
In my humble experience, white women have the worst political instincts
Imagine the audio (I spared y’all it lol) (v2.jacky.wtf/post/bfcaf8cf-…)
My dog is just PANTING at me after going for two (2!) walks in like three hours and I want her to GO OUTSIDE (v2.jacky.wtf/post/5a72d87f-…)

Imagine the audio (I spared y’all it lol)

Like full throttle

My dog is just PANTING at me after going for two (2!) walks in like three hours and I want her to GO OUTSIDE

ambient listening goal: accomplished youtube.com/watch?v=uhmfYx…
re-enactment of me last night
me preparing for my crush once quarantine is over πŸ™‚:
s/Fitbit/Google/g
A handful of our recommended Fitbit devices are on sale today arstechnica.com/staff/2020/04/…
SHEESH I feel bad for them
πŸ‡­πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡―πŸ‡² https://twitter.com/_BasedMistress
Niggas with small dicks do not deserve head, and I will continue to say this with my entire chest
Fuck the meat! Like literally, we have CROPS being tossed because 1) over 3/4 of it is used FOR meat 2) people won't move it because it's too expensive
Yamiche Alcindor https://twitter.com/Yamiche
Confirmed: Pres Trump plans to use the Defense Production Act to order meat-processing plants to stay open, and the government will provide additional protective gear for...
We all fucked like 5 of our Twitter followers πŸ₯΄πŸ˜©
LMFAOOOO
Fatass Kelly Price https://twitter.com/theartofsu
how i met zoom vs how you met zoom
Y’all really love to shame Black Southerners while reaping the benefits of Black Southern culture.
Passion fruit EVERY time
Sarah AugustinπŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή https://twitter.com/_sarahaugustin
Which one do you guys like the most?😩🀀
This + coupled with the fact that Haitian descendants of citizens HAVE to go back to Haiti to repatriate is one of the biggest (but understandable) blunders of the nation. It's to protect the citizenship from colonial inflation. DR can take note there tho
THE KID MERO πŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ https://twitter.com/THEKIDMERO
PUNCHLINE: IF I GO TO HAITI AND HAVE A KID, HES NOT A CITIZEN!! HAITI DONT DO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP BUT DR HAS TO DO IT OR DR IS RACIST!!😴😴
I gotta say I'm so freaking excited about this day. I've been using a β€œcomponents" pattern when building Jekyll sites for years, but it was a simplistic hacked-together custom solution. The idea of a first-class Liquid Component citizen with component previews/validation is πŸ™ŒπŸ€©
Our first pass implementation of the upcoming β€œLiquid Components" spec has just landed! It's mainly conventions and a proof-of-concept at present, but validation and ot...