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Garbage Ape πŸ—‘ 🦧 https://twitter.com/GarbageApe
i want vp hillary so fucking bad
LMFAO THIS HAPPENED ON TELEVISON
lol she carried it on and on
For folks who still don't know about the two-hole rock mining trick. This prevents recoil and missing. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
LMFAO yo I'm off here for the rest of the DAY
LMAOO HER BODY 😭😭
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history agrees
In my humble experience, white women have the worst political instincts
Imagine the audio (I spared y’all it lol) (v2.jacky.wtf/post/bfcaf8cf-…)
My dog is just PANTING at me after going for two (2!) walks in like three hours and I want her to GO OUTSIDE (v2.jacky.wtf/post/5a72d87f-…)

Imagine the audio (I spared y’all it lol)

Like full throttle

My dog is just PANTING at me after going for two (2!) walks in like three hours and I want her to GO OUTSIDE

ambient listening goal: accomplished youtube.com/watch?v=uhmfYx…
re-enactment of me last night
me preparing for my crush once quarantine is over πŸ™‚:
s/Fitbit/Google/g
A handful of our recommended Fitbit devices are on sale today arstechnica.com/staff/2020/04/…
SHEESH I feel bad for them
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Niggas with small dicks do not deserve head, and I will continue to say this with my entire chest
Fuck the meat! Like literally, we have CROPS being tossed because 1) over 3/4 of it is used FOR meat 2) people won't move it because it's too expensive
Yamiche Alcindor https://twitter.com/Yamiche
Confirmed: Pres Trump plans to use the Defense Production Act to order meat-processing plants to stay open, and the government will provide additional protective gear for...
We all fucked like 5 of our Twitter followers πŸ₯΄πŸ˜©
LMFAOOOO
Fatass Kelly Price https://twitter.com/theartofsu
how i met zoom vs how you met zoom