of course as soon as I'm ready to hit "record" for a new video, a concrete truck pulls up and starts pouring concrete next door
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of course as soon as I'm ready to hit "record" for a new video, a concrete truck pulls up and starts pouring concrete next door
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capitalism > people
but people want to fight to defend the FUCK out of it
THINGS ARE NOT REOPENING BECAUSE THEYRE SAFE. THEYRE 👏🏼 OPENING 👏🏼 BECAUSE 👏🏼 THEY 👏🏼 CARE 👏🏼 ABOUT 👏🏼 ECONOMIC 👏🏼 COLLAPSE 👏...
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g dfx
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I generated this by rolling my head against the keyboard
i want vp hillary so fucking bad
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LMFAO THIS HAPPENED ON TELEVISON
lol she carried it on and on
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For folks who still don't know about the two-hole rock mining trick. This prevents recoil and missing. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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LMFAO yo I'm off here for the rest of the DAY
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New post: Plaidophile: A better way to handle multi-account GitHub beesbuzz.biz/blog/9162-A-be…
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In my humble experience, white women have the worst political instincts
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Imagine the audio (I spared y’all it lol) (v2.jacky.wtf/post/bfcaf8cf-…)
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My dog is just PANTING at me after going for two (2!) walks in like three hours and I want her to GO OUTSIDE (v2.jacky.wtf/post/5a72d87f-…)
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Imagine the audio (I spared y’all it lol)
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My dog is just PANTING at me after going for two (2!) walks in like three hours and I want her to GO OUTSIDE
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ambient listening goal: accomplished
youtube.com/watch?v=uhmfYx…
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re-enactment of me last night
me preparing for my crush once quarantine is over 🙂:
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