her WHOLE brand is theft and there's people who claim to be about it but still STAN
Now let’s get into her consistent blackfishing. It is one thing to tan it is another to change your race.
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of course as soon as I'm ready to hit "record" for a new video, a concrete truck pulls up and starts pouring concrete next door
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of course as soon as I'm ready to hit "record" for a new video, a concrete truck pulls up and starts pouring concrete next door
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capitalism > people
but people want to fight to defend the FUCK out of it
THINGS ARE NOT REOPENING BECAUSE THEYRE SAFE. THEYRE 👏🏼 OPENING 👏🏼 BECAUSE 👏🏼 THEY 👏🏼 CARE 👏🏼 ABOUT 👏🏼 ECONOMIC 👏🏼 COLLAPSE 👏...
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g dfx
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I generated this by rolling my head against the keyboard
i want vp hillary so fucking bad
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LMFAO THIS HAPPENED ON TELEVISON
lol she carried it on and on
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For folks who still don't know about the two-hole rock mining trick. This prevents recoil and missing. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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LMFAO yo I'm off here for the rest of the DAY
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New post: Plaidophile: A better way to handle multi-account GitHub beesbuzz.biz/blog/9162-A-be…
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In my humble experience, white women have the worst political instincts
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Imagine the audio (I spared y’all it lol) (v2.jacky.wtf/post/bfcaf8cf-…)
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My dog is just PANTING at me after going for two (2!) walks in like three hours and I want her to GO OUTSIDE (v2.jacky.wtf/post/5a72d87f-…)
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Imagine the audio (I spared y’all it lol)
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My dog is just PANTING at me after going for two (2!) walks in like three hours and I want her to GO OUTSIDE
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ambient listening goal: accomplished
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re-enactment of me last night
me preparing for my crush once quarantine is over 🙂:
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