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        "text": "Tried to explain to my coworkers why hacking children's toys to sing Allstar was a very heartwarming birthday present and... blank stares. \nHappy bday @hankgreen! I'm concerned that I was watching you sing \"goodbye 26 year old me\" approximately yesterday and now you're...40.",
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        "text": "New UX for Twitter?",
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        "text": "New UX for Twitter? (v2.jacky.wtf/post/3b6ba8da-\u2026)",
        "html": "New UX for Twitter? (<a href=\"https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/3b6ba8da-a42f-4e90-952b-269529590ca2\">v2.jacky.wtf/post/3b6ba8da-\u2026</a>)"
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        "text": "50,000 bells well spent #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch",
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        "text": "protesting panda's wrongful incarceration as if I'm not the jailer  #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch",
        "html": "protesting panda's wrongful incarceration as if I'm not the jailer  <a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AnimalCrossing\">#AnimalCrossing</a> <a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ACNH\">#ACNH</a> <a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NintendoSwitch\">#NintendoSwitch</a>"
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1257753893867417600",
    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/bowrettes/status/1257583490612244480",
    "content": {
        "text": "I really don't understand it. Like yeah, they want to be accepted but you LITERALLY don't have to do this. Acceptance is a scam."
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        "type": "card",
        "name": "\u262d \ud83c\udded\ud83c\uddf9\u270a\ud83c\udffe (text USPS to 50409)",
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            "content": {
                "text": "I really snapped with this \u2018cause folks still typing whole threads explaining ebonics to ofays"
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    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/le_debut/status/1257731822403883014",
    "content": {
        "text": "aerolas on the window"
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        "type": "card",
        "name": "\u262d \ud83c\udded\ud83c\uddf9\u270a\ud83c\udffe (text USPS to 50409)",
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            "content": {
                "text": "my downstairs neighbor is on the grill again. smh. do I have to put my titties on the window to get an invite? whats happening"
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/karabaic/status/1257751981336088576",
    "content": {
        "text": "Hey, I remember another Republican announcing MISSION ACCOMPLISHED    with a big ol banner on an aircraft carrier.\n\nWill we get one of the Very Stable Genius on USS Mercy?"
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    "content": {
        "text": "I don\u2019t normally monitor this but is it normal for interest rates on savings / CDs to rise like once every six months? My main bank has been doing this for years now. I haven\u2019t noticed this with Chase or Bank of America, though.",
        "html": "<p>I don\u2019t normally monitor this but is it normal for interest rates on savings / CDs to rise like once every six months? My main bank has been doing this for years now. I haven\u2019t noticed this with Chase or Bank of America, though.</p>"
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        "text": "I don\u2019t normally monitor this but is it normal for interest rates on savings / CDs to rise like once every six months? My main bank has been doing this for years now. I haven\u2019t noticed this with Chase or Bank of America, though. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/b31729f6-\u2026)",
        "html": "I don\u2019t normally monitor this but is it normal for interest rates on savings / CDs to rise like once every six months? My main bank has been doing this for years now. I haven\u2019t noticed this with Chase or Bank of America, though. (<a href=\"https://v2.jacky.wtf/post/b31729f6-f5e7-4dc3-b063-40d334f1261c\">v2.jacky.wtf/post/b31729f6-\u2026</a>)"
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        "text": "You\u2019ve got to get it get it get it during eternal Caturday!",
        "html": "<p>You\u2019ve got to get it get it get it during eternal Caturday!</p>"
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    "content": {
        "text": "TOML feels like a merge of INI files with YAML. Am I bugging?Either way, I think I\u2019d prefer it over anything else.",
        "html": "<p>TOML feels like a merge of INI files with YAML. </p><p>Am I bugging?</p><p>Either way, I think I\u2019d prefer it over anything else.</p>"
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        "text": "TOML feels like a merge of INI files with YAML.\n\nAm I bugging?\n\nEither way, I think I\u2019d prefer it over anything else. (v2.jacky.wtf/post/eaa29dfc-\u2026)",
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        "text": "So, this is expected but still disappointing.\n\nReaffirms that more companies are about money than any of the marketing jargon or crap that they'd spew out on social media."
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1257710594259431431",
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                "text": "Once I see \u201cinbox me for price\u201d just know mi nah guh buy it. If you\u2019re selling something, post the price with your chest."
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        "text": "Earth, she's healing from the harm humans done to her inhabitants."
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                "text": "Nearly a fifth of Wendy's US restaurants are out of beef, analyst says cnb.cx/2zhvkp9",
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    "content": {
        "text": "I know this man does not represent NJ but y'all need to do something"
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            "content": {
                "text": "Today I got the idea to put together a thread of every public official, elected or appointed, who is advocating for or trying to normalize mass die-offs as a right and just sacrifice to make for the sake of The Economy (tm). I'll start with Chris Christie thedailybeast.com/chris-christie\u2026",
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/karabaic/status/1257707871384436737",
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    "content": {
        "text": "JFC @CBSNews. Get your act together",
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        "type": "card",
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            "content": {
                "text": "Public health notice: This will not prevent coronavirus. twitter.com/cbsnews/status\u2026",
                "html": "Public health notice: This will not prevent coronavirus. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1256296708222443520?s=21\">twitter.com/cbsnews/status\u2026</a>"
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    "url": "https://twitter.com/karabaic/status/1257677973815058433",
    "quotation-of": "https://twitter.com/cstross/status/1257631486674640896",
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        "text": "Well worth reading. Cc @genuinefi",
        "html": "Well worth reading. Cc <a href=\"https://twitter.com/genuinefi\">@genuinefi</a>"
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                "text": "UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal: theregister.co.uk/2020/05/05/uk_\u2026\n\nAlso: written by sketchy anti-EU political activists, incompatible with GDPR, creates huge hacking target",
                "html": "UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal: <a href=\"https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/05/uk_coronavirus_app/\">theregister.co.uk/2020/05/05/uk_\u2026</a>\n\nAlso: written by sketchy anti-EU political activists, incompatible with GDPR, creates huge hacking target"
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                "name": "Charlie Stross",
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