And the crash is only happening on iOS? That’s interesting. Lemme see that NS* dump!
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And the crash is only happening on iOS? That’s interesting. Lemme see that `NS`* dump! (v2.jacky.wtf/post/12e63a56-…)
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My cat has folded herself for easy packaging.
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It sounds like people wrote apps thinking that services were going to be up forever. Damn, that’s wild. Especially one that’s been proven to harvest data like the end of times.
What you doing tho? (v2.jacky.wtf/post/5cf62b23-…)
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New post: 🔏 Private entry [hs] beesbuzz.biz/6717
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I'm doing a facebook live Q&A on what the heck is going on with unemployment for freelancers tomorrow evening in conjunction with the @PlutusFound - please join if you're wondering how to actually get this supposedly expanded unemployment.
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I treat aliens the same way most theologicans treat the logic resolving approaches of God's thoughts: we don't know until they do shit and even then it won't make sense.
Do you think that if there are aliens monitoring us, that they would have invaded and/or enslaved us already
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Well, it's not like how Benny from Brooklyn did my hair for 20+ years, but it'll do for now...
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I am like 1 extra espresso away from just giving myself a buzz cut.
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"text": "going to ONLINE Homebrew Website Club West Coast\n\ud83d\uddd3 18:00 today, now weekly!\n\ud83c\udf9f RSVP & more: events.indieweb.org/2020/05/online\u2026\n\u2709\ufe0f Join us! @brb_irl @Kongaloosh @AllAboutGeorge @JackyAlcine @AndiGalpern @indirect @generativist @BenWerd @pvh @JohnMattDavis ...\ntantek.com/t56U1",
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I keep getting returned copies of my book sent to my house from various Amazon warehouses around the US and I have genuinely no idea what's going on. When in doubt blame Amazon Advantage.
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Tonight's stay at home activity: buzz my own head. What could go wrong? I'll post before and after pics.
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that ain't-
I 100% have one but it's so well hidden you need a 4K image of me to find it lol
Why do all black kids from New York City have forehead scars?
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Back when I worked at Microsoft, in the early 2000s, the startup world made little to no use of Microsoft technologies. Today, MSFT tech is found in many parts of the typical startup engineer’s toolchain (TypeScript, VSCode, GitHub, etc.). Slowly simmering strategy in action.
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For the first time ever, my patreon total is almost perfectly equivalent to my rent. ($612 patreon vs $615 rent). I am feeling more pressure to deliver content and value that makes it "worth it" to my patrons!
Makes a big difference when ad sales + retail + speaking $ are tanked
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someone posted my class photo from the 8th grade and I need someone at Facebook to take it down ASAP like rocky
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me working on $REDACTED, $REDACTED and $DEFINITELY_REDACTED lol
I really wanna start making plates for people😭😭😭😭 one pay check every two weeks isnt enough for my #lifestyle
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So many folks pushing to “open everything back up” but eternal Caturday is eternal.
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I much prefer Oregon Man stories to Florida Man stories. technologyreview.com/2020/05/03/100…
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