If I was better at subtweeting boy would I have a good one right now
The Iron Man trilogy WILLINGLY.
If you were offered 1 million dollars to watch ONE movie for 24 hours straight, which movie do you choose?
nah we gotta terrorize the world
RizzyRay △⃒⃘ https://twitter.com/Unaamorcita
I really hate people who brag about being savage. Like bro, go to therapy and work through your trauma associated with emotional vulnerability. Plus why are you bragging...
If I was better at subtweeting boy would I have a good one right now
The gun turret is retractable
I assume for food delivery? Still a bit @blackmirror —
https://t.co/Co5BRiQ7U5
The New York Times https://twitter.com/nytimes
In Opinion "Denmark, by saving lives, has also saved its economy, at least so far," writes @NickKristof. "Indeed, Danes — very politely — express concern for what th...
I got invited to a roleplaying group "where we all pretend to live in an anarchist collective together" and honestly, I am so starved for social interaction that fake-arguing about what to do with 200 stale bagels and the rando who moved onto our porch is really doing it for me.
We miss you. Stay healthy. Stay safe. Please tell us when we’re welcome. Bye now.
Willamette Week https://twitter.com/wweek
Coast and Gorge towns tell Portlanders: Stay home. wweek.com/outdoors/2020/…
Peace out everybody, I'm going to go play Rise of the Tomb Raider ✌️ See you on Monday…
I am genuinely so proud of the crew at @xrayfm for pulling together a series of House Shows from a distance to support talented local musicians who are without gigs + provide connection across distance. Bonus for the socially distanced wine delivery!
I’m sitting in my vehicle ready to deliver wine to lucky supporters of local musicians. @xrayfm
Great news. This should be the policy nationwide! I continue to be proud to be a Californian.
Important update: CA will mail every registered voter a vote-by-mail ballot w prepaid postage for the Nov Election so ppl have a safe option. If you need to change your a...
There's a domain still in my @namecheap shopping cart, and I genuinely don't remember what the project idea was for that domain. I guess it's good that I didn't actually buy it.
There's a domain still in my @namecheap shopping cart, and I genuinely don't remember what the project idea was for that domain. I guess it's good that I didn't actually buy it.
(All the prides were rescheduled, but she should still go fuck herself)
Pride goeth before go fuck yourself. twitter.com/TomiLahren/sta…
Pride goeth before go fuck yourself.
To the pro-eternal shutdown cheerleaders, when your favorite government pals start canceling pride parades, we better not hear a peep out of you!!!
Day 57 of quarantine, and my hyperfixations are: - I wish my apartment had a bathtub - should I buy inline roller figure skates?
lmfao
nairobi stan account https://twitter.com/ashindestad
I already know American Twitter are gonna crowd my mentions but anywayssssss 😭 my local cafe is open again!!! Full English time!
The Library of Congress just added a huge collection of public domain Sanborn Fire Insurance maps to their online archive—an incredible treasure trove! This is the first scan I opened! 😱🗺️ https://t.co/I3vndhhuC8
We are happy to share that post-1900 public domain Sanborn maps for 25 more states are now online! Check it out this weekend! See them in our digital collection here: go...
Socially distant porch sitting

ngl I do not understand why Twitter and Facebook have two different “markup” systems that give the same jist of info. like is it solely business - it can’t be a markup thing

microformats or json-ld would do the same (though json-ld requires depublication of content)