My hair hasnโ€™t been this long since I was at @getclef son. Also who else you know rocking a root CA on their chest?

#hair #hair growth

https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1280506398066053120 Yeah. The only way I could work at Facebook would be either unintentionally or if someone manually edited my brain to delete everything theyโ€™ve done and have responsible for.

Nice to see that #PHP is improving on the switch syntax, this is going to be great! php.watch/versions/8.0/mโ€ฆ
Nice to see that #PHP is improving on the switch syntax, this is going to be great! https://php.watch/versions/8.0/match-expression
Remember when macOS things were good about not stealing your heckin' focus all the heckin' time? I miss those days.
At one point in time the Beatles had to explain to everyone that yeah, it was Beatles like "beetles" but instead it was b-e-A-t because, y'know, they're a band, and honestly it's a miracle they ever got past that.
Today is my 33rd birthday. Since my last: โœˆ๏ธ Flown 75,851 miles ๐ŸŒฎ 909 tacos โ˜•๏ธ 2,376 coffees ๐Ÿ’ธ Spent $18,141 USD ๐Ÿ’ต Saved $14,753.44 ๐Ÿšฒ 1,152 miles ๐ŸŒƒ 69 nights away ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 56 days out of the US ๐Ÿ›‚ 4 countries ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ โ›ธ Skated 22.5 hrs ๐Ÿš— โ›”๏ธ Drove 0 miles ๐Ÿšซ 0 alcohol
Guthrie Graves-Fitzsimmons https://twitter.com/GuthrieGF
Now only does televangelist Paula White receive a White House paycheck, her church got a Paycheck Protection Program forgivable government-backed loan of $150,000-$350,00...
North Korea, hmmm.
The Guardian: Facebook is out of control. If it were a country it would be North Korea theguardian.com/technology/202โ€ฆ
Ya think Brett & John were having a Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark style drinking contest at the club & it got out of hand? Chief Justice John Roberts was hospitalized last month after injuring his head in a fall washingtonpost.com/politics/courtโ€ฆ

Okay! Enough of that. Back to your regularly scheduled eternal Caturday programming.

I spent my birthday today arguing with people on twitter, doing reporting on the depressingness of american Heathcare and contemplating moving to London. All are related. Time for this nonalcoholic whiskey sour!
you know what makes entertaining reading right now? Randall Stross's "Steve Jobs and the NeXT Big Thing". I mean, Stross had plenty of reason to be kind of dismissive of Jobs at his low point in 1993, but, man, some of these criticisms do not stand up well 27 years later. 1/N
Mine was a Zelda fansite called "Hey, Ocarina!" (to the tune of "Hey, Macarena!"), meticulously designed in Microsoft Creative Writer 2.
does anyone else sometimes think of re-creating the first website they made as a teen, but with their current design sensibilities? or just me??
Why do I feel like Tegan and Sarah want someone to kick my ass?
Why should midwestern farmers be alone in economic devastation from the Very Stable Genius's trade policies? Let our colleges choose between economic devastation and actual plague.
Ken Cuccinelli just said on @CNN the reason to for ICE's international students ruling is to force colleges & universities to open. He also cannot understand internationa...
As someone with a degree in Applied Economics *and* a technologist just all-around pretty HYPED for decentralized technologies, Filecoin's meticulous construction looks genuinely delightful ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘Œ filecoin.io/blog/filecoin-โ€ฆ
I've been given permission to test in production (with feature flags)! Thank you @SplitSoftware. split.io/blog/spring-boโ€ฆ
Thinking about going with this as the logo for my new Ruby serverless microframework. What d'y'all think??