Oh no. It's finally happening. I am developing a parasocial relationship with a podcast host.
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I never retweet videos with the US prez in them, but you just... watch this. Holy kittens
.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Muc...
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Umm I have a problem this very cute cat is on my lap but I needed to start work 15 mins ago and my computer is in the other room :-/ help
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Sometimes it feels like things are just out of reach during eternal Caturday.
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4th week of protests at the senior community <3
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About 50 residents from the Rose Villa Senior Living Community near Milwaukie held a demonstration in support of the Black Lives Matter movement.
@KOINNews
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Just a reminder: this Twitter search will show you tweets from people you follow that have 0 likes and 0 RTs, or as I like to call them, the good tweets. (Also for some reason it shows all tweets from locked accounts you follow but those are good too.)
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How every 100x100km region in the world has warmed already: With predictions for the future... reb00ted.org/quick-notes/20…
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Hey! Wanna feel better? Read this piece about the Army Corps (yes, the one that destroyed New Orleans, I know, but trust me, they seem competent here). Urgent Care from the Army Corps of Engineers cc @theharryshearer #letustry newyorker.com/magazine/2020/…
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I am so glad that tumeric worked for your great aunt that had arthritis.
Unfortunately, my spice drawer does not replace the utility of my expensive bioengineered drug that reprograms my immune system to prevent it from attacking my own joints.
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It’s infuriating that the more I read, the more that the events of the fifteen century served as the beginning of the end of the healthy world. And it’s like “not safe” to say that because of ‘everything else’ it gave us.
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Need to patch Lighthouse to not have expiring tokens when attempting to send out Webmentions. I’m using JWTs (only because this inbuilt system is using that by default) and it’s a bit annoying to have this huge token string. Might consider implementing a simpler token that keeps data on the server so the client knows less
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Damn I want this book (but maybe not in Estonian 👀 althought that certainly sounds like a good way to motivate language learning 🤔) (at @RahvaRaamat in Tallinn, Harjumaa w/ @_phelan_) swarmapp.com/c/lnSnh82VeeP
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TV and books are placating me against the state of the world. I feel like shit for needing that though, it feels like I’m fattening my brain and time up with stuff that might be not useful. But use is contextually ambiguous right now.
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Accidentally added these oranges. They cannot be removed. The @Instacart demands my citrus supplication.
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Sometimes I like to watch reviews of cameras I’ve already purchased as an affirmation of my purchases. Thank you @PhilipBloom and @EposVox for your Sony ZV-1 videos and good night.
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Sometimes I like to watch reviews of cameras I’ve already purchased as an affirmation of my purchases. Thank you @PhilipBloom and @EposVox for your Sony ZV-1 videos and good night.
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The one token hat thrown during hat trick celebration in the bublble #CHIvsEDM
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My heart is still racing after reading this. Yikes.
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Always a sign of secure software!
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