Stardust - Louis Armstrong https://t.co/oIDlbwkUmn
What is your absolute favorite cover of a song? Like, the one that makes you sort of forget the original existed?
a mood for 2020.
💧Marquis de Russell https://twitter.com/Ashrides
Hey ⁦@ParrotOfTheDay⁩ , how’s your day going ?😱

July 2020 Report: Birthday + Only Two Jobs

So, I'm still going live in 1hr40 minutes, but we're gonna be talking apparently about the Payroll Tax Holiday and Extra Unemployment 😂
Lillian Karabaic 🥄🏳️‍🌈 BLM https://twitter.com/anomalily
I'm going live as usual today at 5PM Pacific/8PM Eastern to talk about getting your money back on track in the economic dumpster fire that is 2020 youtu.be/KY5geVK7p2Y
Monthly report finally out for July, includes some fun birthday annual stats: anomalily.net/july-2020/
My god this is absolutely amazing. Thank you to @HeladoNegro for the tip. nappynina.bandcamp.com/album/30-bag
I got no power
No water
No kids

No wife
No light

Just whiskey
And strings
Mixing tonic
In a key of
G.
I got no power No water No kids No wife No light Just whiskey And strings Mixing tonic In a key of G. (quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/s/3loJf)
I just read that U(sic)GA has “the third-largest campus (COVID) outbreak in the country,” which makes sense given their insistence on being third best in their peer group at everything.
I'm going live as usual today at 5PM Pacific/8PM Eastern to talk about getting your money back on track in the economic dumpster fire that is 2020 youtu.be/KY5geVK7p2Y

It’s still a struggle to get comfortable even as eternal Caturday wears on.

The American public can not adequately make a decision when they can hear only from the two inadequate men the major parties have provided. There are better options & all...
You mean like a pandemic? #Sturgis2020
Juanita Broaddrick https://twitter.com/atensnut
Wouldn’t you love to see ANTIFA try to start something here. 😂😂 Thousands of bikers descend on South Dakota town for 10-day Sturgis Motorcycle Rally dailymail....
Seen in Portland
Really have to admire the effort the @Peggynoonannyc puts into the passive voice here. There’s no Republican President? There’s no Republican-held Senate blocking crisis legislation? There are no Republican-held state governments letting the pandemic run wild in their states?
I’m kinda hoping this is the title of a s5 ep of Rick & Morty
Young Man in the 22nd row 🎹 https://twitter.com/mattmangels
Social Rickstancing twitter.com/jefposk/status…
I live in one of richest state in the richest country and just made my daily 13 mile trek to get my ten gallon allotment of water from our community well.

Thanks @eversourcect for keeping Corrupticut a land of Steady Habits
It’s game time. Members of the mob have had some iconic nicknames. Let’s imagine some that would make you go “Huh?!?” Let’s play: #UnusualMobsterNicknames Co...
It’s game time. Members of the mob have had some iconic nicknames. Let’s imagine some that would make you go “Huh?!?” Let’s play: #UnusualMobsterNicknames Co...
It’s game time. Members of the mob have had some iconic nicknames. Let’s imagine some that would make you go “Huh?!?” Let’s play: #UnusualMobsterNicknames Co...