Love this from r/programmerhumor on reddit.
My first program was on a Commodore PET in 1979 in basic.
10 print "booger";
20 goto 10
What's your first machine and language?
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PSA: The Tallinn Art Hall has its own, Estonian-optimized font and it's amazing. 💕
kunstihoone.ee
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Introducing @jkphl to Vanilla Honey Butter 😌 (@ Põhjala Tap Room - @pohjalabeer in Tallinn, Harju w/ @_phelan_) swarmapp.com/c/9oKBpfMPzWS
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It’s kinda wild how the @ubuntu account has just turned into a Microsoft dev channel about 40% of the time. My thoughts about Canonical being bought by Microsoft in 2023 doesn’t feel too loony now.
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Verdict on donut that looks and tastes like a bagel: “it does the idea well, but it was a bad idea”
Existential crisis of a donut
I am so excited to figure out how this is a DONUT
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Me yesterday: I'm going to get a bunch done to catch up on Saturday!
Me today: play games with kids, watch Caribbean Life on Hulu, eat snacks.
/lazy day 🥴
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Live in 2 minutes over on youtube to talk about payroll taxes and the mystery that is this vegan bagel donut.
youtube.com/watch?v=NgJl0H…
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Going live in 30 minutes (5PM/8PM) and we'll coverer Vegan Everything Bagel DONUT?! 🍩, the Payroll Tax Holiday 💸 and
the downgraded GSCEs in the UK:
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Bridge Over the River Siuslaw
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I am so excited to figure out how this is a DONUT
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Live at 5PM Pacific today to discuss:
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.@IdentityWoman Is there racism in Germany? Here’s a pretty clear story: spiegel.de/familie/sinti-… (in German, sorry)
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Explore beyond your usual places during eternal Caturday.
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Wait, this is Jill? PLEASE don’t mess this up #UmbrellaAcademyS2
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Congratulations @movie_pundit! The only thing more exciting than the first copy is when the 5 star reviews start to roll in, and then the world starts to change because of your words.
boffosocko.com/2020/08/15/557…
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OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
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