I'm going to play a drinking game for this debate, but instead of drinking, I'm just going to sink lower and lower on my couch
This is really tough to watch. Can’t they mute the microphones when each speaker is talking? #Debate2020
Chris Wallace is now understanding how Victor Frankenstein felt
This is unwatchable. And this coming from FOUNDER of the trashyrealityshows slack channel at my work.
Just a reminder that this is a debate between a flawed career politician…and a liar, a cheat, a swindler, a con artist, a failed oligarch in massive debt, a wannabe fascist dictator, and a racist abuser of women. It's hard to believe it's even come to this. #Debates2020
I was just thinking "wow my Twitter timeline is doing a great job of avoiding hatewatching tonight's exasperating political spectacle" and then remembered my extremely robust muted words list must be working overtime
I feel really bad for whoever is doing their darndest to caption this right now
I feel really bad for whoever is doing their darndest to caption this right now
The world is laughing at us right now.
Pretty soon these guys are either going to duel or storm offstage! 😲👊 #Debates2020
Seriously, someone (I nominate @edsbs) should post a whole thread of hideous, obviously non-"historic" Clemson football uniforms just to shame Dabo and his lame excuses.
Because, as we all know, "historic jerseys" are much more important than social justice. Dabo 🚮
Clemson coach Dabo Swinney does not support messages on player uniforms. He says it is because he values the historic look of jerseys, not because he disagrees with effor...
OMG this woman is Harriet Miers but she's already a federal judge. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_M…
How on Earth does she not know how to pronounce poignant? twitter.com/ryanbernsten/s…
thread about the US attorney that was on the Flynn case today
Oh man, I didn't know DOJ brought in DC AUSA Ken Kohl to defend its outrageous conduct in the Flynn case. Not surprising though. If there was a Mt. Rushmore of questionab...
super-cheesy cheddar bunnies are my kryptonite. if kryptonite is something superman couldn't stop eating.
Tired: Oh wait, this pixelated avatar, I know who that is! 🤯 Wired: Oh wait, I know...that chin. 😳 https://t.co/blAsUeoEzn
My new weekend pastime—guessing @ffconf's speakers by their pixelated avatars. 🙈 Lemme tell you, it's gonna be ~awesome~! 🤩🙌 2018.ffconf.org

Tried to do a circuit of bodyweight exercises and I’m horribly out of shape. I basically gave up. I low-key realized something I realized before - fit people doing these things don’t help as much as I thought. Like I need to see myself and the struggle to succeed. It’s a bit unmotivating when it “looks” easy - that’s super relative.

“I also tried to teach myself. I read books and tutorials. I worked on side projects. Progress was unbearably slow. I'd spend hours and sometimes days or weeks at an impasse because I lacked some fundamental understanding that was necessary to solve my problem.”
We're opening @raisedevs for early-access to help developers overcome the developer experience gap. Pilot results: * 100% job offer rate * $53k/year average increase to...

What a wonderful time to bring together so many generations of learners.  I love getting paid to learn.

Awesome first week of the #tech4teens camp @scusu and Concepts for Adaptive Learning we played with @glitch to refresh our HTML making memes