Biden, reject the premise
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Short poll: which administration do you think of as an apocalyptic hellscape
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Ah yes, the Sheriff of Portland does indeed support Trump. Unfortunately, I also hear he wants to cancel Christmas! #Debates2020
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Now seems like a great time to start watching the new season of The Great British Bake Off. So, watch it I shall.
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I'm going to play a drinking game for this debate, but instead of drinking, I'm just going to sink lower and lower on my couch
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This is really tough to watch. Can’t they mute the microphones when each speaker is talking? #Debate2020
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Chris Wallace is now understanding how Victor Frankenstein felt
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This is unwatchable.
And this coming from FOUNDER of the trashyrealityshows slack channel at my work.
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Just a reminder that this is a debate between a flawed career politician…and a liar, a cheat, a swindler, a con artist, a failed oligarch in massive debt, a wannabe fascist dictator, and a racist abuser of women. It's hard to believe it's even come to this. #Debates2020
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I was just thinking "wow my Twitter timeline is doing a great job of avoiding hatewatching tonight's exasperating political spectacle" and then remembered my extremely robust muted words list must be working overtime
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I feel really bad for whoever is doing their darndest to caption this right now
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I feel really bad for whoever is doing their darndest to caption this right now
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The world is laughing at us right now.
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Pretty soon these guys are either going to duel or storm offstage! 😲👊 #Debates2020
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Seriously, someone (I nominate @edsbs) should post a whole thread of hideous, obviously non-"historic" Clemson football uniforms just to shame Dabo and his lame excuses.
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Because, as we all know, "historic jerseys" are much more important than social justice.
Dabo 🚮
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OMG this woman is Harriet Miers but she's already a federal judge. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_M…
How on Earth does she not know how to pronounce poignant?
twitter.com/ryanbernsten/s…
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thread about the US attorney that was on the Flynn case today
Oh man, I didn't know DOJ brought in DC AUSA Ken Kohl to defend its outrageous conduct in the Flynn case. Not surprising though. If there was a Mt. Rushmore of questionab...
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"text": "Oh man, I didn't know DOJ brought in DC AUSA Ken Kohl to defend its outrageous conduct in the Flynn case. Not surprising though. If there was a Mt. Rushmore of questionable prosecutors who we didn't want to work with at the agency, Kohl was on it. /1"
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super-cheesy cheddar bunnies are my kryptonite.
if kryptonite is something superman couldn't stop eating.
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Tired: Oh wait, this pixelated avatar, I know who that is! 🤯
Wired: Oh wait, I know...that chin. 😳
https://t.co/blAsUeoEzn
My new weekend pastime—guessing @ffconf's speakers by their pixelated avatars. 🙈
Lemme tell you, it's gonna be ~awesome~! 🤩🙌
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