We are so fucked
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT FOREST MANAGEMENT? Maybe you need to ask the apparently lawless riot-filled region of Portland, Oregon πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
Chris Wallace doesn’t even know how to pronounce climate change
STAND BY Oh morherfucker To quote Wallace, β€œWe are done, sir”
Hello, I live in Portland, Oregon. Do you have questions for me about the apparent lawless riotfilled place I live? πŸ˜‚
Biden, reject the premise
Short poll: which administration do you think of as an apocalyptic hellscape
Ah yes, the Sheriff of Portland does indeed support Trump. Unfortunately, I also hear he wants to cancel Christmas! #Debates2020
Now seems like a great time to start watching the new season of The Great British Bake Off. So, watch it I shall.
I'm going to play a drinking game for this debate, but instead of drinking, I'm just going to sink lower and lower on my couch
This is really tough to watch. Can’t they mute the microphones when each speaker is talking? #Debate2020
Chris Wallace is now understanding how Victor Frankenstein felt
This is unwatchable. And this coming from FOUNDER of the trashyrealityshows slack channel at my work.
Just a reminder that this is a debate between a flawed career politician…and a liar, a cheat, a swindler, a con artist, a failed oligarch in massive debt, a wannabe fascist dictator, and a racist abuser of women. It's hard to believe it's even come to this. #Debates2020
I was just thinking "wow my Twitter timeline is doing a great job of avoiding hatewatching tonight's exasperating political spectacle" and then remembered my extremely robust muted words list must be working overtime
I feel really bad for whoever is doing their darndest to caption this right now
I feel really bad for whoever is doing their darndest to caption this right now
The world is laughing at us right now.
Pretty soon these guys are either going to duel or storm offstage! πŸ˜²πŸ‘Š #Debates2020