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"text": "We are so fucked"
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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT FOREST MANAGEMENT? Maybe you need to ask the apparently lawless riot-filled region of Portland, Oregon π€·π½ββοΈ
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"text": "DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT FOREST MANAGEMENT? Maybe you need to ask the apparently lawless riot-filled region of Portland, Oregon \ud83e\udd37\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2640\ufe0f"
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Chris Wallace doesnβt even know how to pronounce climate change
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"text": "Bingo! #Debate2020",
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STAND BY
Oh morherfucker
To quote Wallace, βWe are done, sirβ
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Hello, I live in Portland, Oregon. Do you have questions for me about the apparent lawless riotfilled place I live? π
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Biden, reject the premise
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"text": "Biden, reject the premise"
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Short poll: which administration do you think of as an apocalyptic hellscape
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"text": "Short poll: which administration do you think of as an apocalyptic hellscape"
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Ah yes, the Sheriff of Portland does indeed support Trump. Unfortunately, I also hear he wants to cancel Christmas! #Debates2020
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Now seems like a great time to start watching the new season of The Great British Bake Off. So, watch it I shall.
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"text": "Now seems like a great time to start watching the new season of The Great British Bake Off. So, watch it I shall."
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I'm going to play a drinking game for this debate, but instead of drinking, I'm just going to sink lower and lower on my couch
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"text": "I'm going to play a drinking game for this debate, but instead of drinking, I'm just going to sink lower and lower on my couch"
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This is really tough to watch. Canβt they mute the microphones when each speaker is talking? #Debate2020
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"text": "This is really tough to watch. Can\u2019t they mute the microphones when each speaker is talking? #Debate2020",
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Chris Wallace is now understanding how Victor Frankenstein felt
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"text": "Chris Wallace is now understanding how Victor Frankenstein felt"
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This is unwatchable.
And this coming from FOUNDER of the trashyrealityshows slack channel at my work.
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Just a reminder that this is a debate between a flawed career politicianβ¦and a liar, a cheat, a swindler, a con artist, a failed oligarch in massive debt, a wannabe fascist dictator, and a racist abuser of women. It's hard to believe it's even come to this. #Debates2020
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I was just thinking "wow my Twitter timeline is doing a great job of avoiding hatewatching tonight's exasperating political spectacle" and then remembered my extremely robust muted words list must be working overtime
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I feel really bad for whoever is doing their darndest to caption this right now
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I feel really bad for whoever is doing their darndest to caption this right now
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The world is laughing at us right now.
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Pretty soon these guys are either going to duel or storm offstage! π²π #Debates2020
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"text": "Pretty soon these guys are either going to duel or storm offstage! \ud83d\ude32\ud83d\udc4a #Debates2020",
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