"and the beast that i saw was like unto a leopard"
donald trump = cheeto man
cheeto man = leopard
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It's been 20 years. Make a choice.
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I just got a promoted post to “become a machine learning engineer in just 6 months” in my tweetstream and I want the world to end in fire
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The statute of limitations on me tolerating the son out of respect for the father has long since expired. Sorry, Mario, your son is a dunce.
Is it too much to ask that any one of the elected officials in charge of the country have the same baseline understanding of how this pandemic shit works that normal peop...
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Imagine having an ego so fragile that you put your own staff, family, and allies at great risk just so you can make a fake show of strength.
All I see is a sad, broken man, standing on a balcony,
struggling to breathe.
You’re not strong. You’re a selfish, weak, lousy leader.
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Long Thread:
So I’ve had a rather disturbing experience this past week. I agreed to a virtual event with one of the charities I’m involved with, Arts In The Armed Fo...
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The GOP response to 45 having COVID has been a disgusting mixture of hubris, ignorance, and toxic masculinity.
“Don’t be scared! Don’t be a wuss! Strong people can beat it! Masks are for the weak!”
It’s truly maddening, but also unsurprising.
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Hey @AppleTV screensavers: less Abu Dhabi highway porn, more dolphins, jellyfish & kelp forests. Thxbye
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I wish we could do ranked choice voting in local elections. I am seeing so many people against wheeler but their votes split between Raiford (write in) and @sarahforpdx
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Magical thinking is a helluva drug.
I say again, what the hell is wrong with y’all?
twitter.com/benshapiro/sta…
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This thread will convince you that ACB Is Harriet Miers in judicial drag courtesy Moscow Mitch.
Unfit to be in any public office.
twitter.com/velvetblade/st…
During the Kavanaugh confirmaion I dropped over 500,000 docs that showed he should not have been confirmed for SCOTUS, including his participation in knowingly using hack...
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Damn Lovecraft Country is astonishing. Please keep creating @JordanPeele and crew. This is important work.
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72 #PostcardsToVoters so far in October, 12 ahead of my goals!
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Woo buddy, I think the Falcons are going to get beat by 5 TDs tonight.
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I’m not sure what to vote for prop 22. I want gig companies to stay in business yet I also want workers to earn fair wages with benefits. What do you think?
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Once again my trusted news source is Kellyanne Conway’s daughter’s TikTok.
twitter.com/sailorzztar/st…
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ST:E needs way more black and brown Vulcans. This is a step backward from one of the few things ST:V got right.
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A Memory Called Empire is a lovely book. I’ve already preordered the sequel. vox.com/culture/214974…
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This month I am finally launching the product line I have dreamed about for years. Zero Proof 🥃🍵
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Dropped off my mail-in ballot! I have voted, and it feels great to be done.
Vote as early as your state allows. Track your ballot with whatever tools your state provides. Don’t leave anything to chance.
#VOTE
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"text": "Dropped off my mail-in ballot! I have voted, and it feels great to be done.\n\nVote as early as your state allows. Track your ballot with whatever tools your state provides. Don\u2019t leave anything to chance.\n\n#VOTE",
"html": "Dropped off my mail-in ballot! I have voted, and it feels great to be done.\n\nVote as early as your state allows. Track your ballot with whatever tools your state provides. Don\u2019t leave anything to chance.\n\n<a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23VOTE\">#VOTE</a>"
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"name": "Jonathan LaCour",
"url": "https://twitter.com/cleverdevil",
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