Snail. 🐌
why isn't #auntievp trending? c'mon, folks
I feel like we took down Voldemort! Let’s dance in the street!
I can fucking finally breathe again.
This election matters...a lot. Congratulations @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris ✊🏽🇺🇸 🌎 🌍
The reaction of Van Jones to the Joe Biden news is worth two minutes of your time #Election2020
Ladies and gentleman, the next President of the United States! Mr. Joe Biden!
looking forward to Aaron Sorkin's treatment of Superspreader in Chief's conversation with the other players on the golf course this morning.
There’s a beautiful breeze blowing away last night’s rain making way for clear blue skies. This is a very, very special day.
Just to drive home just how much of a hypocrite he is, the guy who claimed victory on Tuesday is now telling the guy who cautioned patience that he's "...rushing to falsely pose as the winner" on Saturday. What a dick @realDonaldTrump is and was. Good riddance!
why isn't #auntievp trending? c'mon, folks
If you care about privacy (or companies abusing the courts to stifle valid criticism), consider supporting @Linkletter. Legal fees can get massive (and sounds like they already are). gf.me/u/y46m92
this is my fight song. youtube.com/watch?v=gM4Xm2…
I was 4.8K into a 5K when they called it. The fireworks were how I found out. We walked home cheering with people we met out walking their dogs. What a perfect way to find out.
<whispers in your ear> Remember Georgia Senate
Flood. My. Timeline. With. Celebrations. Dance in the streets! Honk your horns! We punched fascism in its stupid face!
The song of the decade: youtu.be/gM4Xm2MGLNQ
Now we just need the meteor to come through for us in the UF-UGA game. 🤞🏼
Today’s breakfast: Biden biscuits & harris potatoes because they just ate the Superspreader in Chief’s lunch
I just started hearing cheering in the streets outside my apartment, and I knew they'd finally called it for Biden. Looked up the news sites, and yep. So on behalf of Portland, OR: HALLELUJAH! BIDEN HAS WON!!! 🎉🎊🎈 #PresidentElectJoe