Oh and I pulled it all off with a sed script that just nuked the tag:twitter.com:1346220240934379520 Darius Kazemi tinysubversions https://twitter.com/tinysubversions/status/1346220240934379520 This is literally my entire shtick tag:twitter.com:1346219922188365824 lint rolling the inside of an unwashed mask 8000Gnat https://twitter.com/8000Gnat/status/1346219922188365824 Taking a bad meme and making it good twitter.com/tinysubversion… twitter.com/tinysubversion… tag:twitter.com:1346219211597565954 Darius Kazemi tinysubversions https://twitter.com/tinysubversions/status/1346219211597565954 Maybe in 2021 I'll build a placebo analytics product for marketers. It's a widget you can put your website that doesn't track users but DOES generate lots of pretty charts and graphs with fake demographic data about the people who visit. tag:twitter.com:1346218004212633600 Darius Kazemi tinysubversions https://twitter.com/tinysubversions/status/1346218004212633600 (Also the stats you get from Google Analytics are like... well, let's just say you don't have any way of checking their work and I'll leave it at that.) tag:twitter.com:1346218003478659072 Darius Kazemi tinysubversions https://twitter.com/tinysubversions/status/1346218003478659072 One of the nicest things I did in 2019 was remove Google Analytics from all of my websites and toys and tools. Now I no longer give Google info about my readers/users and it turns out I didn't need to know who was using my website with any level of granularity. tag:twitter.com:1346215032799916033 Darius Kazemi tinysubversions https://twitter.com/tinysubversions/status/1346215032799916033 Easiest one yet, I'm obviously D3$ (3 is literally an Iranian bear) tag:twitter.com:1346215030417571841 Johannes Ernst Johannes_Ernst https://twitter.com/Johannes_Ernst/status/1346215030417571841 UPS has become a subsidiary of the Amazon returns department it seems. tag:twitter.com:1346213413085532161 jk karabaic https://twitter.com/karabaic/status/1346213413085532161 RT @adamconover Vons and Albertsons stores in California just laid off every one of their full-time, union delivery drivers, and will replace them with DoorDash gig workers who receive no benefits as a direct result of Prop 22. buff.ly/358CR6Z tag:twitter.com:1346209249312055297 Adam Conover adamconover https://twitter.com/adamconover/status/1346209249312055297 Vons and Albertsons stores in California just laid off every one of their full-time, union delivery drivers, and will replace them with DoorDash gig workers who receive no benefits as a direct result of Prop 22. buff.ly/358CR6Z
One of the nicest things I did in 2019 was remove Google Analytics from all of my websites and toys and tools. Now I no longer give Google info about my readers/users and it turns out I didn't need to know who was using my website with any level of granularity.
UPS has become a subsidiary of the Amazon returns department it seems.
Shoutout to @macpowerusers for turning me onto @craftdocsapp. I’ve been saving/authoring content in various apps (Ulysses, Bear, Notion, and Day One), but no clear vision for how to tie them together via “contextual project documents”. Craft is the solution. It’s a revelation.
Posted this on a mustachian group and half the comments were “how did you make this graph” and the other half were “you make too little money”. Istg the unawareness of so much of the FIRE community to what an actual median salary is drives me up the wall.
Pleased to report that the problems on my computer with external USB devices has been resolved. My LG UltraFine displays were acting as my "hub," but were super unreliable. Got an OWC Thunderbolt Dock, and all is now well!
This should be fantastic! I can’t wait. (boffosocko.com/?p=55784997) https://t.co/0TfL4aiC6l
You asked - we delivered! We almost had @DavidWolfpaw on the WPAMA a few weeks ago, but had to cancel last minute. But his topic was SO popular, we rescheduled! Comin...
Seems Baldrick's latest Cunning Plan to deal with the increase of positive covid tests is ... wait for it... another Lockdown. What a surprise.
One week into my @mosseryco planner and I love it! It’s super functional for what I need.
I’m pained to discover that @HBOMax only has English dubs of the Studio Ghibli collection. I was really hoping for the originals in Japanese. (boffosocko.com/?p=55784972)
The bitterest strawberry
Continuing to make incremental progress on the DREAMstack! Delightful Ruby Expressing APIs & Markup Have your static site cake and eat dynamic APIs too. All in one codebase. All with one Gemfile.
Looks like @SlackHQ doesn't want to come back from winter vacation either.

How did you get yourself in this situation during eternal Caturday?

Google workers are unionizing (!!) In the announcement, they're calling out controversial government contracts like Project Maven, and the sudden firing of @timnitGebru in December:
Google workers announce plans to unionize theverge.com/2021/1/4/22212…
Hilarious fun at the day job - major UK hosted EU science organisations taken offline because they're no longer hosted in the EU. Some folks at the EURID (.eu domain controller) are about to get an angry phone call from some folks at the European Commission.
This.
Susan Glasser https://twitter.com/sbg1
The very worrisome question is why all 10 living former Secretaries of Defense, including Trump officials Esper and Mattis, chose to speak out now. What is the scenario t...
My favorite holiday discovery is The Repair Shop, which you can find one season of on Netflix. There is just something special about skilled specialists, deep in their craft, bringing memories back to life that I find utterly delightful. Highly recommended.
What a fascinating inside look into a mind who cannot fathom that what he wants to be true simply is not. washingtonpost.com/politics/trump…
You do when the person on the other end of the line is advocating for sedition and treason…and they're the fscking President of the United States. 😡