Just realized I made it through a whole trump presidency without having a drink. Thank you to bike rides and coffee and crying on the floor.
Okay! I'm streaming Ocarina of Time on Twitch today if any of y'all are looking for a distraction. twitch.tv/andymcmillan (ps. I'll use this thread to announce future streams, so feel free to mute it if you're not interested!)
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!
Woohoo! Congratulations Mr. President Biden! Yay!!!
Finally!!! President Biden. It’s a national holiday!
I'm not crying, you're crying!!
HOW IS J LO NOT FREEZING
For the next 17 minutes, we have Cheetoh as president, and Harris as vice president. I shall delight in these 17 minutes.
Wow! Lady Gaga killed it! She’s so incredible.
I will never get tired of hearing "Madam Vice President"
I'm going!

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Some days have an undeniable energy about them during eternal Caturday.

Congrats!
Exciting day - today's my first day at  @Apple
It's already more sane. Everyone is wearing masks. EVERYONE!
Bye bye Don. Hope I *don't* see you later, in fact.
What a relief. It’s No Malarkey time. https://t.co/1LgSD1XHku
Malarkey will not be tolerated.
Malarkey will not be tolerated.
I habe a feeling that all the drama in the Conway family is performative and they want to be the new Kardashians. You can’t spell Conway without the con.
The corruption never tops off. Of course, any of them getting anyone to answer an email or even a LinkedIn DM will be a solid accomplishment worthy of their CV
Shortly after pardoning congressmen and lobbyists convicted of corruption, Trump releases an order at 1:07 a.m. revoking his own ethics executive order from 2017, freein...
I’d say check it for ricin, but he probably thought ricin is Asian, so used anthrax instead
POTUS left a note for Joe Biden in the Oval, per White House spokesman.