See, Tampa has good stuff too!
Christian Ashlock https://twitter.com/cashlock
Outback Steakhouse (or any similar chain). Pretty good Cuban sandwiches. Oranges. Fried fish sandwiches. Greek food if you count Tarpon Springs.
Oh, this is a good, good suggestion! How could I forget Jason, the world’s most Tampa human being?!
jalapeno poppers
I’m going to have to consult with @cashlock on the regional culinary preferences of Tampa.
For the Super Bowl each year, @cleverangel and I make dishes representing each team. Was hoping for Buffalo Wings and Beer Cheese Soup. I suppose it’s going to have to be KC BBQ and... meth? I dunno, what do they eat in Tampa?
Sizzle Pie

at Sizzle Pie

Do you think all this whining at my cat about how she needs to get a job is why she is now trying to create a job where she moves sparkly balls back and forth?
Moving sparkly balls for hours a day really is a lot of work.
I don’t like Tom Brady, but my goodness, is there any doubt that he is the GOAT QB?
Reading the complete Far Side today and this one always reminds me of Democrats reacting to Republicans.
Attending church services on YouTube is pretty great, honestly. Its amazing to see how far our church has progressed with the quality of production over the last year.
"America’s suburbs are a shining example of the American Dream" Yet another loopy idea promoted by the previous Trump admin. 50s-style suburbia is a wasteland of conformity and cultural mediocrity. I hated it. I don't see myself ever living there again. vice.com/en/article/y3g…
Not Ronald Reagan as the villain! Ronald Reagan as the villain’s best friend! #NoirAlley
I like skinny Elton John on the aftershow! #NoirAlley

Sometimes we rest together during eternal Caturday.

Listening to Linda Ronstadt this morning after a Malibu snow to warm up before a Sunday walk along Balona Creek. #LosAngeles music.apple.com/us/album/linda…
Fred didn’t just fall off the turnip truck. #NoirAlley
Are you carrying a gun or just happy to see me? #NoirAlley
I find it hard to believe Kraft would give up justice for Palmer that easy. Especially after that beach scene. #NoirAlley
There’s a kind of an Of Mice and Men vibe in San and Marty’s relationship #TCMParty #NoirAlley
On Sundays, the sparkly ball hoarding game moves from the office to the bed apparently