I just uttered the statement “I have a flask pocket in these sweatpants,” and that’s pretty much the most quarantine thing I’ve ever said.
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I can't beleaf how bad this joke is.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a releaf!
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Wish there were more Swift developers in #IndieWeb land. I’d love to see a @NetNewsWire release that includes #micropub and #microsub.
I’d happily help fund development!
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Eat your Pies, I belong to the Tau religion, so no Pi for me. #PiDay en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turn_(ang…
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Master Elodin from The Kingkiller Chronicle is fantastic, as well.
Who's your favorite character from a book?
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YT from Snow Crash is up there.
Who's your favorite character from a book?
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She has been “helping” me do my Croatian studying for 4 hours now.
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Time for some mindless staring off during eternal Caturday.
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Day before Thanksgiving 2019 my hot water heater broke, kicking off a cascade of forking paths still unfolding. For every repair I chose bold options, renovating thru 2020 lockdowns (another story). Most recently, painting the inside of my flat revealed:
tantek.com/t5Bf2
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I know I have followers on my timeline that work at @google. Please help @jessenoller resolve this issue. He is busting his tail to grow his legitimate, but fledgling business. Your platform has incredible reach. Enable small businesses! Help him out! 🙏🏼
Dear @Google - this is insane. For over a year - a YEAR you’ve repeatedly shut down and nuked my accounts with no recourse. No discussion, no phone call, nothing. Fuck ...
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If I had a completely different profession…
I am fascinated by suburban architecture (aka how bad it once was) and how to revitalize old areas, particularly strip malls. The possibilities of multi-use zoning, pedestrian-centered gathering spaces, higher-quality facades, etc.
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I just had an idea for a new code linter: it waits about 25 years, interviews people about the legacy of the software you wrote, and then determines whether or not the code was good based on their responses.
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Love how precisely one month after no-ip switched to a model where you have to reconfirm your registration on a monthly basis, their site runs into problems where you can no longer reconfirm your registration. I assume scale fail as the user rush happens.
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— Do you miss delicious Sunday café brunches, Flaki? 👀
— Wh… why'd you ask?? 😳 (@ Team Tallinn HQ (Flaki Tallinn HQ 2.0) in Tallinn, Harju maakond) swarmapp.com/c/kzwoWEPMOh9
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Is there too much to take in during eternal Caturday?
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It’s Pi Day: di5.us/t/1My
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I wrote about my efforts to try to pull my mom out of QAnon: buzzfeednews.com/article/albert…
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Took my solar anniversary and the next day off from work.
Dialed down email, chat, news, & social media, creating larger blocks of continuous thinking. More insights surfaced, stretching from deeper in the past to possible futures. Some interconnected.
tantek.com/t5Be2
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Read this thread and laugh hard
twitter.com/thestalwart/st…
Interested in learning more about fiat currency? DMs are open
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"text": "Interested in learning more about fiat currency? DMs are open"
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