March. Madness. The hometown underdogs take down Michigan! What a game.
Y’all. Matt Gaetz is in deep doo-doo, and I am *here* for it.
“Folks. Listen. There are people out there, and I’m not kidding around here, there are people that say AWS is a fad. That cloud is just servers. That’s malarkey! Now I know a thing or two about infrastructure. I’m from Scranton. No joke! Cloud is here. It’s real. Real.”
*Walter Bloomberg https://twitter.com/DeItaone
*BIDEN TO DELIVER SPEECH ON INFRASTRUCTURE AT 4:20PM WEDNESDAY
I don’t believe it. Hold a lighter under his hand until it smolders. nytimes.com/2021/03/30/us/…
I know this is missing context. I don’t want the context. https://t.co/YmTinCMwvu
I say we change Florida’s welcome signs to this 👇 twitter.com/BebeRexha/stat…
PERFECTION https://t.co/kjcIdKgXXg
Amazon's paid Twitter army was handpicked for their "great sense of humor" under a program codenamed "Veritas," internal company documents leaked to me reveal: theinter...
Hey @twitter can ya stop advertising products or services invented by “Princeton”, “MIT”, or any other name-brand school alums that do anything other than solve the most pressing problems to humanity, like climate change, poverty, famine, access to fresh water, etc? okbye
Only about 1/3 of the way thru Cixin Liu’s The Dark Forest and it’s more disturbingly authoritarian, so far, than Heinlein’s worst work...
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die instagr.am/p/CND7SMfjTcr/
Thst time I got reincarnated as a friend of mine twitter.com/s_p_burke/stat…
That time I got reincarnated as an excuse for my haircut twitter.com/reicarlow/stat…
I booked a vaccine appt and I feel like I won the damn lottery.

Beauty companies making campaigns to “empower” people when they rake on the adjacency to whiteness versus ACTUALLY divesting and shuttering down their shitty enterprises.

It’s also wild how they literally just target women 95% of the time. Anything for men is like the older men who are self-conscious about getting gray hairs or balding (both are fucking okay).

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This gives me flashbacks of my time as a "content manager" in tech: "In one stint as a 'curation strategy manager,' I watched YouTube videos all day and updated playlists on YouTube’s house channels that no one ever visited because they were functionally impossible to find."
Tech Support: How can I cope with my meaningless job, and maddening manager? by @clairewaves techworker.com/2021/03/29/tec…
For anyone working on developing languages or libraries, this would be an awesome exercise. 👍
Schneems 🤠 National Popular Vote Now https://twitter.com/schneems
Maybe an interesting exercise could be to make notes on every error you get while developing for a day/week, then go back and ask "what information could have made this t...
The magic transformation from chrysalis to butterfly continues. @ Palms, Los Angeles, CA 90034 instagram.com/p/CNDeyEFrWM9/…
People who have been made to feel deep shame about something they can’t control or change about themselves by a religion are ✨✨✨allowed to make art channeling their feelings about that religion ✨✨✨
I wrote about Asian Americans and Canadians on LinkedIn, who've been posting about escalating anti-Asian violence and getting harassed as a result:
Anti-Asian hate is spilling over to LinkedIn theverge.com/2021/3/30/2235…

Samurai Jack is the REALEST ONE AROUND!

I wish this happened more often. When history tends to allow you no sense of failure, how could you come to this conclusion? https://twitter.com/jevakallio/status/1365432296115994626