Languishing, huh? So that’s what this is. Begins at 22:20 in this: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/glo…
Tiny-complaint: I ran out of spoons yesterday and spent the entire day on the couch, napping and feeling like my joints were made of rusty iron. I now have to try to make up all the work and errands and 8 mile run I missed yesterday 🤦🏻‍♀️
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FDR used this analogy to explain lend-leasing destroyers to Britain to fight the Nazis: “if your friend’s house is on fire, you lend them your hose”. What if you...
FDR used this analogy to explain lend-leasing destroyers to Britain to fight the Nazis: “if your friend’s house is on fire, you lend them your hose”. What if your neighbor’s house threatens to ignite the whole city? 1/2
From this to action against climate change, please.
It's now been almost a year since the New York Times put together this technically impressive yet totally wrong interactive article about how long it would take to get a ...
At some point we will need to address Minari’s implicit endorsement of dowsing.
Someone must start a Call the Midwives themed band called Trixie’s Wigs.
A great article. This part reminded me of @Bobosphere’s Chaos Scenario: Bravo’s audience is demanding a deep commitment to values from some of the shallowest entertainment around. https://t.co/AvsNP71wjw
In the last year, the real world permeated the world of reality TV. For @NYMag, I talked to @BravoTV producers, executives, and stars (and, of course, @Andy Cohen) about ...
car ta·co noun, /kär/ /ˈtäkō/ 1. a taco purchased specifically for eating in the car, often when picking up carry out, usually such that others in the ordering party are unaware of the item’s consumption (boffosocko.com/?p=55790445)
Oh no @Quitthat deleted my habit after over 4 years of using this app :-0 now I have to make the data again

Are you remembering to relax your muscle tension during eternal Caturday?

One issue that I find infuriating about anti-vaxxers is that they’ll claim vaccinations are driven by “big pharma,” and then turn around and say that they won’t trust the government either. Who can make vaccines that they *will* trust? Santa Claus?!
The problem with avoiding the Internet on April 1 is that it only means that all of the random jokes that you missed that day get spread out by the algorithm over the next month or so. That said, I was happy to see this year's @MKBHD video this morning. youtu.be/TP4VQTUbypM
My children and I have reached a unanimous consensus: Macs should have touchscreens. (At least laptops anyway.) It makes no sense to them they can play a game on iPad with touch…but no touch on MacBook. Same game! Frankly, it makes no sense to me either.
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An Australian comedian does these ridiculously relatable animations 😎
Show me how to turn an ignorant tweet into a plausible claim that you were “just trolling”
Environmentalism is supposed to be pain and sacrifice. Because Musk offers an environmental vision that is fun, futuristic and coded with all sorts of “bro” aspects, ...
Decades-long professional programmer here. 👋 ❌ I don't code everyday. ❌ What's the "Fenyman Technique" lol ❌ I love playing with new tools. ❌ Don't use Google. Use DuckDuckGo. ❌ I take on projects large and small. Otherwise, yeah, ask good questions. 😅
Tips to become a better programmer: ☑️ Code Everyday ☑️ Take on big projects ☑️ Use the Fenyman Technique ☑️ Keep track of progress ☑️ Learn techniqu...
And what if—hear me out—Twitter was just, like, an ‘app’ in the browser, and it opened links… well, in the browser!? 🤯 *transitions to enormous annoyed side-eye in the general direction of iOS's hostility to PWAs* 🙄😒
Dunno man, I love the experience on Twitter on iOS. Sometimes I do have to get out of it, but generally I prefer the embedded browser
Hey @TedLasso, give us the full video of Coach Beard’s Lady Gaga karaoke performance, you cowards!
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