Can we please have a podcast that is entirely @HollyAnderson reading bizarre things with her Mickey Mouse voice? Some ideas:
* The Cheesecake Factory menu
* Romance novels
* Inane statements from the former President
* Corporate press releases
* Leviticus
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Not going to bother with the vax card selfie, but still: huzzah, second shot complete!
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Hey @apple, your Apple Cash account statements are unreadable. Light gray font? I have a hard time reading it, and I have normal eye sight! What about people with vision issues? There is no need for that. Statements primarily need to be unambiguous, not "pretty".
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Today, @cleverangel informed me that she is only ordering one margarita for each of us for tonight's dinner. She isn't Cinco de Mayo'ing hard enough. She is Cinco de Uno'ing. #MoreMargsPlease
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Tweet of the day regarding the CVS announcement that they're offering walk-in vaccinations for COVID-19.
That vaccine card is going to be six feet long
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Always a pleasure to speak with Jay! We've done some incredible things together to leverage data and analytics to drive on-court success for the Celtics.
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It's never a bad time to call @repblumenauer's office to just say thank you. Even as we lack progressive leadership locally, we're lucky to have people like Blumenauer fighting for us.
(503) 231-2300
blumenauer.house.gov
The people of Portland have made clear their desire to rethink public safety and I’m urging the City Council to fully fund the Portland Street Response pilot project.
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Never not a bad time to call @repblumenauer's office to say thank you. Even as we lack progressive leadership locally, we're lucky to have people like Blumenauer fighting for us.
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Appreciating the poetry of putting my excess health premium refund towards my citizenship application costs for a country with an affordable universal health care system.
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Publ: Development Blog: SQLite vs. Postgres, at a glance publ.plaidweb.site/blog/616-SQLit…
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“Amazon seems to want to have its cake and eat it too—to have all the control of an employment relationship, without bearing the costs."
Exclusive: While Amazon disclaims liability for the treatment and actions of its sub-contracted drivers, confidential documents show it imposes extensive rules governing ...
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Are you staying hydrated during eternal Caturday?
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There's still time to register for Split's live demo today! And, you could win a Star Wars Lego set. Happy "Revenge of the Fifth" day! try.split.io/split-demo
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oh, a treadmill recall. that'll be easy to ship back.
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How do you tell me you're a former evangelical without telling me you're a former evangelical?
I'll start:
Salvific power.
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Started off the morning by shouting, “Yes, you can connect AirPods to a non-Apple desktop!” at the Shrine of Duty podcast, so now I need to calm myself.
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Trump and his DoJ did a dry run of their coup attempt in Bolivia. twitter.com/chipgibbons89/…
Utterly shocking.
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Minty Lewis is having entirely too much fun in this role.
Really enjoying the dissing of postwar American cooking in Infinity Train
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