It's amazing how a single panel of 10 or so lines can just *scream* Bill Watterson and Calvin and Hobbes in its purity 💕
Remember making these as a kid? #CalvinandHobbes
“This is not a song any more. Go upstairs & brush your teeth.” twitter.com/mmkayrulz/stat…
I love this 😂
Biden fills immigration court with Trump hires thehill.com/policy/nationa…

Are you accepting where you find yourself during eternal Caturday?

Did you get a random deposit from the IRS this week and are trying to figure out where it came from? I did, too and it wasn't a mistake. Livestream at 5PT/8ET to unravel the mysteries of 2021 taxes: youtu.be/h-OwAHgpzsk
Life with Pebbles can be so hard sometimes. She has such a sensitive stomach, and when something sets it off, it really goes off. We have spent the past two days needing to go on walks every hour to hour and a half, which means I'm not getting much sleep… instagr.am/p/COnD80RAg1O/
Just tag me next time ok?
♥️ ṘḕḊ ṠṏṆjḀ ♥️👽 https://twitter.com/ssotwelltx
My very best friends are here and I’m thankful I found them.
Yo, Top Chef quickfire this week is mushrooms, @jessenoller! Gonna have to place a (low pressure, deliver it when you can buddy) order after watching this.
I very much want to see a parallel film series about the elite bureaucrats that get all the vehicles in the Fast & Furious universe registered, permitted, and past customs worldwide in hours. The Fast and the Fastidious.
There should be a character in the Fast & Furious universe who's just very efficient at using public transit
I’m flying my vaccinated ass to Atlanta tomorrow for the first time in over a year. I’m coming for my status, @Delta. Hope you’ve kept the SkyClub warm for me!
Leesa May Mitchell
May your temporal body
feed gardens
worthy of your righteous glory
and delicate beauty
for your soul dances
to music played on
tin foil instruments
to the Beat of Black Point
waves carried from
Kingston

ain't nobody I let steal my
my kids but you

(Well... Robin too but it's your funeral, so
keep them....please)
#smallpoems
All the problems with outright fabrications and misleading information masquerading as education are in full swing in web dev. 😥 Nearly everything in this article is wrong, yet it showed up in @ThePracticalDev. Do we need “fake news” moderation tools? dev.to/fabric_commerc…
Ask me again after we fully defeat American fascism
More than 200 Alphabet employees have signed onto a petition from Google childcare workers asking for a commute stipend. These workers are being asked to return to the office Monday, while the company's shuttle service is suspended:
Google childcare workers ask for commute stipend in new petition theverge.com/2021/5/7/22425…
wtf When I was 29, I knew better than this shit. Interesting info at the tail end.
This is wild: actor LaKeith Stanfield moderated a Clubhouse chat dedicated to anti-Semitic conspiracy theories where Jews were repeatedly compared to Satanists and termit...
hey aubrey plaza stans I know how you feel i remember when bonnie franklin got married
Leesa May Mitchell May your temporal body feed gardens worthy of your righteous glory and delicate beauty for your soul dances to music played on tin foil insturments ain't nobody I let steal my my kids but you (Well... Robin too but it's your… quickthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/2021/05/07/lee…
Talk to me about your experience with privacy focused alternatives to google analytics like Plausible and Matamo from a marketing perspective.