Pizza Hut Font Regular is great, but we all know that Pizza Hut Font Pan and Pizza Hut Font Hand-tossed are superior.
Emily Strickland (@emilyst@social.emilylilyli.me) https://twitter.com/emilyst
in case anybody wants to download the Official Pizza Hut Font, it's on their website (pizzahut.com/assets/w/fonts…), and you can convert it to whatever format you like
"Thanks to @netflix, the movie is now available on @youtube". Not sure how to make sense of that, but it's good the Social Dilemma is now more broadly available! us14.campaign-archive.com/?u=3d7bd9c46b5…
I'm late to this but fascinating to see an inside scoop on Twitter's culture. "When employees were let go, he and other managers sometimes followed their departures with emails to the staff remarking on their poor work." nytimes.com/2021/08/16/tec…

Unphotographable.

Year-old kitten Lolly stalks across a row of stools and tentatively reaches up to the countertop with one forepaw, then the other. She spots the source of a smell that has piqued her interest. The alluring scent is clearly coming from a thin-walled rectangular brown tube, just out of reach from her perch on the stool. Knowing that the counter is Forbidden Territory, she maintains silence as she hoists herself up.

Lolly sniffs at the tube’s opening, confirming her suspicions. Something interesting is in there, and it’s not coming out on it’s own. She’s going to have to go in…

10 feet away, two humans sitting on a couch hear a rustling sound coming from the kitchen. Turning to look, they see a brown paper bag, just used to make microwave popcorn, waving in the air over the counter, back and forth like a metronome. Below the frantically moving bag, they recognize Lolly the cat flattening her body against the counter, failing to maintain her cool as she desperately attempts to duck out of this cruel trap, a paper nightmare.

At the height of her struggle, the bag pops away and Lolly is free. She hears strange vocalizations behind her - the humans have noticed this trespass!

She flees.

#caturday #unphotographable
Coworker, asking me to schedule a meeting with them: “Add something to my calendar.” My brain, which actually works with computers and other people regularly: “Add… to *your*…? How? I don’t have access to your calendar! How do I do that. Your… calendar—”
New post: fluffy rambles: Hello, Tyler! beesbuzz.biz/blog/9434-Hell… #Cats #Fiona #Tyler

Hello, Tyler!

Averaging this information by state instead of splitting into, for example, counties, is kind of ridiculous. DC ends up the only dark blue because it is nearly 100% urban. NY is an average of rural NY and NYC area that ends up meaning nothing.
Here's how much money a single person needs to earn to get by in every U.S. state, according to MIT’s Living Wage Calculator cnbc.com/2021/08/17/inc… (✏️: @_franv...
Tanner Springs at Night glass.photo/jaredcwhite/bA…
“the war on war-ming” 🥁
☠️ buriticá ☠️ https://twitter.com/buritica
maybe if we call it the “war on climate” we can fund it
Oh my, Trek:TNG was before the copyright was revoked on Happy Birthday so they have to sing poor Worf “For He’s a Jolly Good Klingon”
When I used to teach JS to first-timers few years back, post-ES6, I'd show them old-timey array(-like) shenanigans like parlor tricks: "look at this weirdo, Array.prototype.slice(x), thank god we have Array.from now!". Later I realized some still use these as interview Qs, WHY!??
Hey you! Yes, you! The one adding this to the list of interview questions. Put the fuckin pen DOWN.
I mean, I love Jesus, but heavy metal rules. 🎸🤘🏻
I went to a Christian private school and they made us watch VHS “educational” tapes on the evils of heavy metal. I wrote a little program that used the IR blaster on my Newton to randomly turn the TV off, fast forward, and rewind the VCR. I’ve never seen a more confused teacher.
What’s the strangest piece of tech you’ve ever owned? I’ll go first. I had a Apple Newton MessagePad 100.
I think we need a litterbox version for Fuzzy Knuckles on @thathappenspod
First attempt at making a snap fit joint so I can make parts that move! It snaps together and definitely will not come out anymore, but also rotates smoothly! Looking forward to some interesting things I can do with this!
Strong lede that tapers off in this Excel log template. #fieryexplosions
This wins twitter
Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC https://twitter.com/MattNegrin
Breaking out the croquet at odd Tuesday outing