šŸœ We’re under contract. Happy birthday to Lacey!
Thinking about songs where I prefer my misheard version of the lyrics. I thought the chorus of Jenny Hval’s ā€˜Spells’ was ā€œYou will not be away for long,ā€ but it’s ā€œYou will not be awake for long,ā€ and I much prefer my version because it’s so comforting. youtube.com/watch?v=vXLc37…
This worked great when tumblr did it… oh wait
BREAKING: OnlyFans, after building a successful and safe space for sex workers, is now kicking them to the curb. inputmag.com/tech/onlyfans-…
Feeling like perfectly healthy Americans are likely to get a 3rd shot before I, an immunosuppressed person, get access to shot #2 due to the lack of data on Johnson and Johnson.
Finally! I remember that day in 2006 vividly. I had written off the possibility of justice, but so happy to be proven wrong. šŸ™šŸ¼
BREAKING: Former player arrested, charged with 2006 murder of Miami hurricane star Bryan Pata trib.al/AQAlIQL
Talking raw photo quality, the #Nikon #Zfc is excellent but doesn’t particularly stand out over my old Canon 77D. But start comparing video and it’s *night and day*. Been editing in FCP and I’m astounded at the dynamic range and clarity! Nikon’s *nailed* 4K in a sub-$1K body.

Are you aware of being watched during eternal Caturday?

Anyone out there finish Jojolion and want to talk about it??? My podcast co-hosts aren't caught up and I'm dying here
Ever heard of controlled rollout? You get new features into production for only a segment of users. If the data looks good - ramp to 100% of users. Or, kill it with the press of a button - all with no new deploys. Split makes this easy with Java! Dig it: split.io/blog/controlle…
NFTs are what would happen if The Million Dollar Homepage and Climate Change had a baby.
the fox has already taco'n care of the foodstuffs… šŸ‘€ (@ Fuego in ReykjavĆ­k) swarmapp.com/c/hLbW3EbzKEY
Another great #cmmc learning experience. lnkd.in/eXH4P5VV

Dangit Fiona

New post: fluffy rambles: Dangit Fiona beesbuzz.biz/blog/12473-Dan… #Cats #Tyler #Fiona
Pizza Hut Font Regular is great, but we all know that Pizza Hut Font Pan and Pizza Hut Font Hand-tossed are superior.
Emily Strickland (@emilyst@social.emilylilyli.me) https://twitter.com/emilyst
in case anybody wants to download the Official Pizza Hut Font, it's on their website (pizzahut.com/assets/w/fonts…), and you can convert it to whatever format you like
"Thanks to @netflix, the movie is now available on @youtube". Not sure how to make sense of that, but it's good the Social Dilemma is now more broadly available! us14.campaign-archive.com/?u=3d7bd9c46b5…
I'm late to this but fascinating to see an inside scoop on Twitter's culture. "When employees were let go, he and other managers sometimes followed their departures with emails to the staff remarking on their poor work." nytimes.com/2021/08/16/tec…

Unphotographable.

Year-old kitten Lolly stalks across a row of stools and tentatively reaches up to the countertop with one forepaw, then the other. She spots the source of a smell that has piqued her interest. The alluring scent is clearly coming from a thin-walled rectangular brown tube, just out of reach from her perch on the stool. Knowing that the counter is Forbidden Territory, she maintains silence as she hoists herself up.

Lolly sniffs at the tube’s opening, confirming her suspicions. Something interesting is in there, and it’s not coming out on it’s own. She’s going to have to go in…

10 feet away, two humans sitting on a couch hear a rustling sound coming from the kitchen. Turning to look, they see a brown paper bag, just used to make microwave popcorn, waving in the air over the counter, back and forth like a metronome. Below the frantically moving bag, they recognize Lolly the cat flattening her body against the counter, failing to maintain her cool as she desperately attempts to duck out of this cruel trap, a paper nightmare.

At the height of her struggle, the bag pops away and Lolly is free. She hears strange vocalizations behind her - the humans have noticed this trespass!

She flees.

#caturday #unphotographable
Coworker, asking me to schedule a meeting with them: ā€œAdd something to my calendar.ā€ My brain, which actually works with computers and other people regularly: ā€œAdd… to *your*…? How? I don’t have access to your calendar! How do I do that. Your… calendarā€”ā€