Treadmill running with my Apple Watch: 1. Treadmill reports I’ve hit 3.1mi (5k) 2. Watch shows 400 calorie burn 3. Treadmill shows 400 calorie burn 4. Treadmill reports I’ve hit 3.5mi 5. Moments later, watch finally reports 3.1mi Love me some quantified fitness! 🤷‍♂️
Just checking out the Last.fm support forum
Apple employees are organizing. This morning, they launched a website to collect stories from workers at all levels of the company who've experienced harassment and discrimination: appletoo.us
Back in the saddle after a week off and things are running smoothly. Customers are happy, team is having fun, and initiatives have continued to advance. When you focus on creating a great culture, hiring smart people, and enabling them to run, good things happen! 😍 @MissionCloud
Finally got my “legendary” badge on Duolingo.
I love this nonsense so much. I get so much joy from comedians just losing it and cracking each other up.

Are you struggling to get a grip during eternal Caturday?

We analyzed the results of Apple's employee-run pay equity survey, which suggests there's a 6% wage gap between the salaries of men and women at the company:
Apple says it has pay equity, but an informal employee survey suggests otherwise theverge.com/2021/8/23/2263…
OH: «Flaki, this is not a “tiny bottle”-occasion…» — @kristjanmik
Toys R Us relaunching inside of Macy's stores?! I definitely did not see that one coming. Toys R Us loomed large for me as a child. So did Macy's. But they felt like different planets. Very strange to picture them side-by-side. cnbc.com/2021/08/19/toy…
Easily the weirdest pancakes I ever had—strangely befitting for easily the weirdest year of my life 👀 (@ The Laundromat Café in Reykjavík, Miðbær) swarmapp.com/c/4eKMYKPHuu2
Like, where do I even start!?
Share a memorable in-person conference experience! (I’ll go first) At @jqcon (~2010) I remember @kswedberg checked me in, gave me my name badge, recognized my name (!...
me doing a twitter search on Ivermectin youtube.com/watch?v=YUKmq7…
The fake Tesla Robot is also a key peak tech bubble moment. My favorite quote from @LaurenGood's piece on it: “Is the robot … Grimes?” I asked an editor. wired.com/story/tesla-bo…
rooting for the nameless gorn https://twitter.com/karabaic
the awkwafina/danny de vito ads for discord are real peak tech bubble stuff, right up there with the pets dot com sock puppet.
Why hasn’t Jordan Peele been a show or movie in the Trek franchise?
What was your baby marmoset today?
This cost to be a decent human being $0.00. Man saves baby marmoset from the street and gives it back to its mommy. Credit: Imgur
Two of my favorite people in a podcast PLUS @mrbobodenkirk and @PFTompkins
Paul F. Tompkins is eventually polite! twitter.com/radiantbaby6/s…
Nintendo tapes
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As part of the Federation's treaty obligations with Janus IV, a task force is sent 50,000 years into future as the guardian of the single mama Horta in the next birth cycle. Something goes wrong, and a single Vulcan survivor must complete the mission and live out her life there
Live now over on youtube with a donut youtube.com/watch?v=eK4lsL…