A Japanese toilet *absolutely* thinks your butt's worth its weight in GOLD. 💕
Shadowlyn Strangesky 🌑 https://twitter.com/carolstran
Uhhhhhh absolutely and if yours isn’t than mine definitely is
Tim Cook: We’re gonna have to go right to…ludicrous speed! Johny Srouji: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, Macs have never gone that fast before. I don’t know if the architecture can take it. Tim Cook: What’s the matter Johny? Chicken?
Apple event coming Oct. 18 sixcolors.com/post/2021/10/a…
Another great, fact-packed seminar today.
Join us Tuesday, Oct. 12 at 12:30 p.m. for our virtual seminar series. Nadia Brashier (@nadiabrashier) will give a talk entitled "Judging Truth In a Fake News Era". More ...
Fired Apple employee Ashley Gjovik filed a new NLRB charge alleging Tim Cook's anti-leak memo violates US labor law. My tweets are memorialized in the charge:
Exclusive: Apple’s restrictive employee handbook rules and CEO Tim Cook’s recent pledge to punish leakers both violate U.S. law, fired activist @ashleygjovik alleges ...
As external pressures entrench on academic freedom to shape our curriculum I wonder hoaw many #highereducation faculty use this strategy. lnkd.in/ejEgetz8
I love logging in! But what I really love is: text messages!! I wonder if I could get a text message every time I tried to log in to any website???
OH: "I'm slightly worried for the day we are going to get DEOPTs in Wasm... 👀"
🎙 Ooo, exciting! I thought TDD would come up, but instead we got pretty far into the minutiae of OOP patterns and paradigms (and why service objects are probably the wrong pattern to use in most cases). Also discussed Bridgetown a bit. A whole lot of fun! twitter.com/jasonswett/sta…
The latest Code with Jason episode is out! In this one I talk with @jaredcwhite about how we organize large Rails apps, including why we don't use service objects and wh...
- So, how's your French these days, Flaki? - It hovers near the steady equilibrium of "will giggle reading silly jokes & exchanges on Twitter, without the need for machine translation", so pretty good I'd say 😊
Non, non c'est pour avoir de l'accélération graphique sur le rendu des ligatures dans mon terminal
It turns out writing about Dave Chappelle brings out even more of a cesspool than writing about Apple (I’ll spare you the contents of the emails 🙃)

Are you feeling glitched out during eternal Caturday?

Nothing like getting a spammer thrown off their service provider for using your honeypot address, particularly when it’s a real estate agent
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Bitforte: A masterclass in scamming

#bitcoin #crypto #scams
After 6 years with the overengineered sureclick pens, switching to pre-filled syringes is so much better. Smaller, less painful, fewer frustrations with springs that won’t fire. Plus $1000 cheaper per month. It’s a steal ✨ 💉
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Pups quickly learning to get out of the way now that the baby is on the move! instagr.am/p/CU6ehQFA032/
Imagine having a social media ad budget which allows you to promote stuff like this. 😂
I got a 66% knowledge score on this year's #StateOfCSS survey! Take the survey here: stateofcss.com
Tonight might be the night I watch Foundation. I’m ready for disappointment. Fortunately, S1 of ST:D and ST:P have prepped me, and the continuous PlutoTV ST:TNG channel strengthened me. Wish me luck.