Turns out I have no idea how to draw a bear.
Hello friends! If you’re wondering how I can possibly record a single podcast episode all about OOP design patterns, Knockout.js, MVVM, web components, serialized object graphs, and Rubyβ€”well, buckle your seatbelts folks because it’ll be out on @fullstack_ruby tomorrow. πŸ€“
I’m thankful that on this lovely Easter, we can watch a football game that features Jeff Fisher vs. Kevin Sumlin that is played in such an empty stadium that you can hear the buzz of the drones in the background. /cc @edsbs @HollyAnderson
β€œFree speech absolutist” @elonmusk must never have blocked anybody on Twitter then?
Happy Easter specifically to LGBTQ+ believers. I see you and love you, and so does Jesus. You are beautiful just as you are. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
We're going to express our frustration at the housing market by making fun of overpriced houses. join at 5PT/8ET youtu.be/mzE7fSQdFO4
I'm roasting overpriced house 🏚 listings on my livestream today. Got any gems? share them below πŸ‘‡πŸΌ
I'm roasting overpriced house 🏚 listings on my livestream today. Got any gems? share them below πŸ‘‡πŸΌ
Jesus died and then was able to roll out of bed, have a few meetings, take a stroll to Emmaus, and then launch himself into Heaven. I, on the other hand, need a tiny computer to make loud noises, two cups of bean water, and a hot shower just to be alert. He is risen, indeed.
"Bermuda, Jamaica, oh I wanna make ya...." Expecting him to start singing the Beach Boys. #NoirAlley #TCMParty
My favorite mixer is ginger ale and I really, *really* hate that North Korea has one, too πŸ˜’
Dirty Bubble Media πŸŒͺπŸ’΅ https://twitter.com/MikeBurgersburg
🚨 HACK DRAINS 24,830 ETH ($75 MILLION) FROM @BeanstalkFarms, ANOTHER "STABLECOIN" PROJECT. 5,800 ETH ($17.5 MIL) TRANSFERRED TO NORTH KOREA'S FAVORITE MIXER @TornadoC...
MFW as I learn that while cancelled/canceled, or cancelling/canceling is perfectly fine (it's a British English vs American English thing), cancellation is an exception (there is ALWAYS an exception isn't it!?) because of course πŸ™„ English was a mistake. grammarly.com/blog/canceled-…
Croword 2022-04-17 Score: 6 🟒🟑⚫⚫⚫ 🟑🟑🟑⚫⚫ 🟒🟒🟒⚫⚫ 🟒🟒⚫⚫⚫ 🟒🟒🟒🟑⚫ 🟒🟒🟒🟒🟒 Puzzles done. Now I’m ready for #NoirAlley
Wordle 302 5/6* β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ© πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Digging a hole today

Are you keeping your own space during eternal Caturday?

Has there ever been a consumer who intentionally said "Yes, please sell my data"? (Instead of "Do not sell"). Can you think of an actual situation where this might be true?

Are you getting anything from your gym equipment during eternal Caturday?

Portland style 😎
The Bronx is up and the Battery is down. The people ride in a hole in the ground. twitter.com/thedemocrats/s…
Under Trump, the deficit was up and jobs were down. Under Biden, the deficit is down and jobs are up.
That's some serious Kobayashi Maru energy right there. (The Kirk flavor of course!)
Philosophers: the only way to solve the trolley problem is to kill one of these groups of imaginary people. Model railway dads:
Well, this was inevitable: badly-considered phishing tests with custom spam whitelist rules lead to actual phishing campaigns spoofing the phishing tests instead. bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/… (Old news but found while searching on mitigations for annoying phishing awareness training)