LOVE this. Thanks @snyksec!
*SMART* sponsorship of #rsac2022 by @snyksec; “unlike a lot of these schmoos, we understand risk” is the implicit and accurate message.
What Would It Take for Roda to Win? Roda’s stated goals are simplicity, reliability, extensibility, and performance. Those are the very reasons why I have become such a Roda stan. #Ruby #WebDev fullstackruby.dev/fullstack-deve…
So, subtweet instead. One of the richest dudes in the world is complaining about a problem that can be solved by paying $10/month on YouTube Premium, which is great by the way.
Interviewing a short kitchen designer tomorrow. Fellow short people, what are your biggest kitchen-related challenges?
Learned my lesson amplifying Elon. Tweets deleted.
Elon makes around $400M a day. If sending this tweet took him 10 seconds, it cost him $4,630 of his time. YouTube Premium costs $10/month.
YouTube seems to be nonstop scam ads

Are you comfortable enough to be vulnerable during eternal Caturday?

jack the nonabrasive https://twitter.com/karabaic
Hey @lyft your driver with OR plate 181 JST just violated OR 801.220 at SE Cora & 12th in PDX
Sure. Yeah. Checks out.
Hey @lyft your driver with OR plate 181 JST just violated OR 801.220 at SE Cora & 12th in PDX

Post-COVID fatigue

When you accidentally activate Siri while comforting the dog after a minor but annoying health procedure
Thank you internet for the answer to what these alien-face-looking things are on overhead cables. reddit.com/r/whatisthisth…
Mocks Crest Park
#PedalPalooza #FancyMondays — with anomalily
#pedalpalooza #fancymondays anomalily.world
Colonel Summers Park
#PedalPalooza #FancyMonday — with anomalily
Come on down to Colonel Summers! Fancy Mondays leaves at 6:30PM - meet us near the fountain!
Hope to see you in 3 hours at Fancy Mondays! Looking dry, and it's a nice 5 miles slow ride. Meet by the fountains at Colonel Summers! @pedalpalooza
I'm available as an expert consultant. Just sayin'.
Texas Attorney General https://twitter.com/TXAG
Today I’m investigating Twitter for potentially misleading Texans on the number of its “bot” users. I have a duty to protect Texans if Twitter is misrepresenting ho...