Hey @Xerox , why would your chat bot ask me all those questions to prepare for transferring to a person, only to hear that the last person left ah, over 7 hours ago? (P.S. If the customer says "this problem" to the chat bot 3 times in a row, perhaps the chat bot could notice?)
Still one of the funniest memes I’ve ever seen in my life.
Your periodic reminder
Bravo, Sunny’s. Bravo. (@ Sunny's Pizza in Portland, OR) swarmapp.com/c/hwvxkwvqeJW
“Can you imagine what it’d be like if the shooter only had a hunting rifle? I would be waiting outside all day for him to finish shooting all the children.” theonion.com/americans-expl…
Almost feeling bad that I took $5 from Nielsen. I did fill out their survey, so they promised me the $5, but all my answers were No: I haven't watched TV in years! In fact, I'm not sure we even have a way of watching TV if we wanted to.
Yep…I do this too, quite frequently—even now in fact! 😎
"I use ellipses, dashes and commas quite a lot, because they express how things sound to me..." bit.ly/3h4sxAv #amwriting #punctuation #writing
This is fantastic. For those of us familiar with working on design systems for the web, it’s easy to forget that operating system UIs themselves are part of design systems—a practice going all the way back to the 80s. IMHO, Apple UI today is the best it’s been since early 2000s.
Big Apple design news: We redesigned the Apple Human Interface Guidelines. It's now a single unified HIG, tons of content updates, completely reorganized, improved search...
Hey, @AskLyft @lyft, I'm on hold with your safety team right now. The representative told me, before going on hold, that I should contact customer service. This is a safety issue...why would your safety team not handle this?
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Here’s video of the incident from 2 angles. @AskLyft @lyft, your driver fails to stop for 3 pedestrians in the crossing. Cc @PBOTinfo
Ever since @jf showed me his keychain nail clippers that fold completely flat, I've been obsessed with finding other tiny useful gadgets for my keychain. I finally collected them all into a video! youtu.be/yz7rTtkY8zw
Ever since @jf showed me his keychain nail clippers that fold completely flat, I've been obsessed with finding other tiny useful gadgets for my keychain. I finally collected them all into a video! https://youtu.be/yz7rTtkY8zw
Person gave DALL-E the prompt "Ronald McReagan" and it used a picture of Hinckley's assassination attempt with a kind of Pennywised Hinckley.
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS IS WHEN HE GOT SHOT AJDJDHSKENDHSJ
LOVE this. Thanks @snyksec!
*SMART* sponsorship of #rsac2022 by @snyksec; “unlike a lot of these schmoos, we understand risk” is the implicit and accurate message.
What Would It Take for Roda to Win? Roda’s stated goals are simplicity, reliability, extensibility, and performance. Those are the very reasons why I have become such a Roda stan. #Ruby #WebDev fullstackruby.dev/fullstack-deve…
So, subtweet instead. One of the richest dudes in the world is complaining about a problem that can be solved by paying $10/month on YouTube Premium, which is great by the way.
Interviewing a short kitchen designer tomorrow. Fellow short people, what are your biggest kitchen-related challenges?
Learned my lesson amplifying Elon. Tweets deleted.
Elon makes around $400M a day. If sending this tweet took him 10 seconds, it cost him $4,630 of his time. YouTube Premium costs $10/month.
YouTube seems to be nonstop scam ads

Are you comfortable enough to be vulnerable during eternal Caturday?

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Hey @lyft your driver with OR plate 181 JST just violated OR 801.220 at SE Cora & 12th in PDX