Kegels (PSA)

I found out the theme is 1992 so instead I am wearing this colorblocked neon oversized suit
Fashion emergency! I can't decide what to wear to @thestreettrust alice awards and also secret roller disco in an abandoned mall. Historically accurate bicycle bloomers a...
Heh I think that’s enough CFB for the year 😜
Fashion emergency! I can't decide what to wear to @thestreettrust alice awards and also secret roller disco in an abandoned mall. Historically accurate bicycle bloomers and waistcoat? cape jumpsuit? Bicycle dress?
"Don't quote me on that. I don't have internet to look it up." "That's the great thing about not having internet: you can make shit up." @kittsroadtrip
"Well, get comfortable with being uncomfortable."
Okay time to do some errands.
My football teams are broken. Help. 🤪
LOLLLLLLL
Alright, Miami’s offense is officially trash.
Woof, TVD has absolutely lost it. You can’t have a QB with the yips!
Getting the All 22 in the Miami game because ACCN is apparently not as good as Hard Rock Stadium at keeping their cameras online during weather delays. Gotta say I actually love it.
"Text and drawings by Troll" 🍑
✨Eli 🔍🍵🎨🌱🍄 https://twitter.com/topoillogical
noticed today at a bookstore, “detective butt”. it’s a whole series
Wake offense is the smoothest form of chaos. Every time Clemson has the ball, it looks like they’re climbing up a hill walking backwards.
The kids and I are watching a movie. Guess what it is. 1.21 _________
“But the changes made by LinkedIn are indicative of how such tweaks to widely used algorithms can become social engineering experiments with potentially life-altering consequences for many people” nytimes.com/2022/09/24/bus…
Is it just me or has there been a HUGE uptick in phishing SMS messages lately? Robocalls have all but stopped, but I’m getting so many “Dear user, your account placed on hold” or “We cancelled a purchase” texts every day now.
Oh man I’m gonna have to take issue with this — without taking anything away from Coltrane’s great compositions, he’s not even the best saxophone-playing jazz composer of his era. That’s gotta be Wayne Shorter, whose music is brilliant and full of alien harmonic invention.
Happy Birthday John Coltrane, perhaps the greatest American composer of the 20th Century.
💯 Also, football is America’s pastime and baseball is so boring that watching Wake Forest is more interesting. twitter.com/u/status/15737…
Brutal. People who care about baseball will watch baseball. twitter.com/nocontextcfb/s…